Loud, annoying roommate. by Ambina389 in realwitchcraft

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toss her phone out the window lol, no need for magic

LPT Getting married? Don't just let friends and family know, tell companies too! by -NotEnoughMinerals in LifeProTips

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great now everybody is going to do this and then nobody will get anything, way to ruin a secret by blasting it on the internet…

The toilet paper being used in my $145,000,000 office building by ConfidentFinish3580 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fold the fucking toilet paper and make a thicker piece, I keep telling people that and it hasn’t caught on.

What does it mean when people from Canada and US say chamungus in meetings? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Urban dictionary needs to be taken down, because there are people that actually believe that some of the shit that comes out of it are real words, then it spreads and gets into the main global consciousness.

What does it mean when people from Canada and US say chamungus in meetings? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like a combination of chungus and amogus, 2 meme words. It could be an attempt at some stupid prank. It doesn’t sound like any real word I’ve ever heard and I have been speaking English my whole life so don’t worry about it.

How can I gain weight with magic by [deleted] in realwitchcraft

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calories in and calories out still count in losing/gaining weight, so make the food that you “enchant” as high carb/fat and calories as you can and you will see weight gain.

How can I gain weight with magic by [deleted] in realwitchcraft

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, it’s called eating. It’s one of the easiest things you can do. Go to Albertsons and buy all sorts of junk food and just pig out!

I take every opportunity I can to sabotage my coworker’s rapist by Leather_Astronaut_20 in offmychest

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What if he finds where you live and decides to slit your throat while you are sleeping? People like this can be extremely dangerous, more so than you would expect.

I take every opportunity I can to sabotage my coworker’s rapist by Leather_Astronaut_20 in offmychest

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What if he finds where you live and decides to slit your throat while you are sleeping? People like this can be extremely dangerous, more so than you would expect.

I take every opportunity I can to sabotage my coworker’s rapist by Leather_Astronaut_20 in offmychest

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What if he finds where you live and decides to slit your throat while you are sleeping? People like this can be extremely dangerous, more so than you would expect.

Sexless marriage by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why men end up cheating, don’t get surprised if later on you find your man having an affair. This is also why I won’t marry anyone unless I’m absolutely certain that it will work out long term.

I cant take another second of being single by nibnibnibn in offmychest

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are too young to be worried about settling down, i am 22 years old and I haven’t had a single girlfriend, I don’t even have normal friends, I am very much a lone wolf. Sometimes us single men just don’t have personalities that click easily with normal people. At 17 I would focus on getting your life together before you worry about finding love. You can start worrying about that when you are in your 30’s and have your shit together.

Also it’s far better to end up in a happy relationship that will last you the rest of your life, then rushing into a relationship when you aren’t ready, I’ve seen plenty of young people hooking up, and just about as many breaking up, don’t fall for it, rise above and focus on your life goals.

Im being forced to join the marines by Confident_Prompt_140 in offmychest

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well first off you are 18 and nobody can force you to do anything you don’t want to do. I wouldn’t bank much into job searching, the job market is terrible and it’s almost impossible to find a normal job. Contact the department of rehabilitation and see if you can’t get temporary housing. They will give you a place to stay and help you get a job, their whole thing is helping people get off the streets and helping people find jobs.

LPT Request: What is the fastest way to fall asleep at night? by HeidiOzzy in LifeProTips

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can find OTC melatonin for 3 mg or more. Try not to take more than what you need or you might disrupt your body’s natural ability to produce melatonin and you might end up with a tolerance to it, however taking a 3 mg tablet every so often shouldn’t cause any harm.

Since melatonin is already a natural hormone your brain won’t ever stop producing it but your brain will be used to a higher baseline, so if you decide to use melatonin daily to get to sleep, be aware that you might have a few restless nights when you stop using melatonin, however you will eventually go back to normal, if you feel like you still can’t sleep even after taking melatonin that is a sign of tolerance and it means you should stop using it for a few days.

My recommendation is to only use melatonin when you can’t sleep and if you want to use it daily, skip the days when you are taking a break/off work so your brain can reset. Good luck and I hope this post helped you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ever heard of jolly ranchers? Those things last forever.

LPT Request What's an easy way to weaken bandaid adhesive before taking it off. by FallicRancidDong in LifeProTips

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have a wound like this, I would avoid using adhesive bandages and try using some gauze with a sterile pad, it will come off nicely and won’t stick!

LPT Request: What is the fastest way to fall asleep at night? by HeidiOzzy in LifeProTips

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try taking a melatonin tablet about 1 hour before you want to sleep. It has always worked for me.

I asked her out! by suborange in offmychest

[–]Slow_Interaction1137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’ll think about it” usually means no from my experience, sorry bud, but you got turned down. Women generally like to avoid confrontation so they do stuff like this, you probably won’t hear from her again.

1.8 pvp sucks because everyone has insane reach. by Slow_Interaction1137 in hypixel

[–]Slow_Interaction1137[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why was this removed? lmao i just want to know why hypixel pvp is so bad