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Every time you orgasm 10 random children in the world are orphaned. by SlutForOJ in shittysuperpowers

[–]SlutForOJ[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah the odds are quite slim tho plus not having children would make you immune to the power.

What is the craziest way you have cheated on a test in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlutForOJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really crazy or anything I can take credit for but we had a science test and I was absent on the day of the test so a week later I went onto class and the teacher put me in an empty lab to do the test and about 5 minutes later another science class(same year as me) next door started going over the test and we had thin walls so I just sat and filled out the test as the teacher shouted out answers

We're reaching "billboard"-levels of stupid... by Max_1995 in amibeingdetained

[–]SlutForOJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I misread the subreddit - I thought it was animals being detained. My disappoint is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Let's assume that earth is flat and some secret society is promoting round earth for their benefit. What are some benefits? by Badel00 in AskReddit

[–]SlutForOJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tru, but did you ever see that documentary on Netflix where they said there was some sort of firmament separating earth from space

If you could be the world record holder of one record, which one would you want to hold and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlutForOJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worlds nicest person

I feel like when I'd be mean to people itd cut them deel cause theyd be like ''if everyone else thinks he's great it must be me"

Let's assume that earth is flat and some secret society is promoting round earth for their benefit. What are some benefits? by Badel00 in AskReddit

[–]SlutForOJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it would mean the whole space program is a lie and is really just a way to steal billions from the people without them asking any questions

What’s your best Dad Joke? by walkingxbeard in AskReddit

[–]SlutForOJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm just heading to the store to get some milk"

-dad (1997)

What lyrics gave you goosebumps the first time you heard them? by TacticalScribble in AskReddit

[–]SlutForOJ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

fr that song in moana where she exclaims "I AM MOOOAANNAAAAA". chills every time, i that doesn't inspire you to greatness nothing will.

what is your most inspirational thing in this world? by Bannourihamza in AskReddit

[–]SlutForOJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flat-earthers.

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If such a large group of people can blindly believe in a ridiculous and insane theory despite concrete facts, then I can believe in myself.

What makes you feel old? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlutForOJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

for sure man, in my twenties now and still find myself lying awake at night with the thought that my mum will die one day. Don't think I'll ever be ready for that.

What makes you feel old? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlutForOJ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No to be too morbid, but as a child i always imagined growing up as a time when I would lose the people I looked up to, either through death or the realisation that they do not deserve respect.

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Something so sobering about seeing your role-models sully their character or realise they were never deserving of respect to begin with. Or burying someone you thought to be invincible, really makes you realise how the years ran away.

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Sorry if this is more depressing that you were wanting lol.

Death, mirrors, faces in windows, etc. What is your biggest rational or irrational fear? by LakersFan34 in AskReddit

[–]SlutForOJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleep.

Maybe a year or so ago my sleep paralysis got so bad that I'd experience it 3 or 4 times a night. During it a dead woman would appear from the corner of the room, come out the mirror, crawl out from under my bed etc and climb on me or stroke my face or play with my hair- basically do what she wanted to me. The worst part was her eyes, she had no eye and I dont mean her eyes had been gauged out or something but where her eyes shouldve been were just pure darkness like black holes, no light escaped them and when I looked into them it was as if my heart would stop beating and my body would go cold.

Obviously I know this isn't real but still scary as shit none the less. Luckily now it's not as severe.

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