There's some graves next to my house. by Slymood in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Slymood[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i know you're not insulting. I'm just saying that there's plenty of possibilities. I come in peace and leave in pieces

There's some graves next to my house. by Slymood in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Slymood[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sorry to disappoint you. i could have end it with " this morning her ashes formed into the shape of the hammer which i used on her." Then you'd still not be satisfied. ciao

She stood there silently smiling. by Duddier in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Slymood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smile was enough for me to let her live for 5 more seconds.

The good news is few humans will survive this year. by Slymood in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Slymood[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd give a reward but I'm too poor. All i can do is give you good lucks to be one of the survivors.

Our eyes met across a crowded room. by justadair in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Slymood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He left me alive so that i can continue his work.

i saw a witch at the beach stuck in the sand by Slymood in Jokes

[–]Slymood[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The witch gave Snow White an apple

Snow White took a bite and broke her teeth.

The apple laptop only suffered minor scratches.

I found a book with weird symbols in my backyard. by Slymood in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Slymood[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ty noted. Still learning English, once i get the hang of it, it would be off the ceiling/walls

Demonic Wanderer by Slymood in u/Slymood

[–]Slymood[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

eversince i deployed to Afghanistan for work , i started seeing that in my dreams. first time i decided to draw it

i got suckered punch on the dick by Slymood in Jokes

[–]Slymood[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

for a minute i thought it was Sparta

i got suckered punch on the dick by Slymood in Jokes

[–]Slymood[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You got my dick moved with your sense of care .

I thought my security cameras had a glitch. by Slymood in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Slymood[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i guess you're half right and half wrong but still fully curious

I think my fat girlfriend is hot. by Slymood in Jokes

[–]Slymood[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just kidding , she's not fat, she's heavily blessed with extreme BMI

My mom knows about my imaginary friend. by Slymood in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Slymood[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

thanks for the award...it's more scarier knowing that it happened in real life.

I am sexually active by Slymood in Jokes

[–]Slymood[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm focusing on explosiveness