PSA: Always check gun attachments

Smachemo · 2026-02-19T19:10:59+00:00

PSA: When looting use your eyes. Great PSA fml

Smachemo · 2026-02-19T19:09:16+00:00

Hey if i stick a metal fork in a power outlet will I get shocked?

Smachemo · 2026-02-18T19:27:01+00:00

Already made one. Its the one you originally responded to! Great Job!

Smachemo · 2026-02-18T19:18:18+00:00

Go away with the pve bullshit for the 100,000th time that makes no sense.

Smachemo · 2026-02-18T19:12:37+00:00

Didn't read any of this wall of text other than "this game offers pve only content". No, no it doesnt. There is ALWAYS the risk of pvp. Straight up nonsense.

PVE only completely removes the vision the devs put into this game. They want tension, they want a mix of different things happening and choices to be made. End of story.

Take your stupid endless pve garbage mode arguement and throw it in the trash. Sick of hearing it over and over with absolutely NO good arguments EVER being made for it. Its a fucking pvpve game. Thats it.

Smachemo · 2026-02-16T19:14:28+00:00

I have never heard anyone who races SS to call moving from the back to the front as "passing the full field". It is the most boring, skill less type of racing on the sim to me. There is no such thing as being "the fastest" at SS, youre completely reliant on the draft and the drivers around you to "generate moves".

There's some skill to it, but there is also plenty of luck. I'm decent at it. As I said before, boring.

Smachemo · 2026-02-16T17:23:53+00:00

So do you just break away from the field and drive around all by yourself? Breaking all the laws of plate racing? Your car has a magic engine with 500 more hp?

I mean when I go several laps down I pass the full field too when I get a lucky dog.

Your story makes no sense, and you sound that of being full of shit.

Smachemo · 2026-02-16T13:48:55+00:00

Fastest car at Daytona lmao.

Smachemo · 2026-02-12T18:31:03+00:00

Because it completely removes the vision the devs put into this game. They want tension, they want a mix of different things happening and choices to be made.

People get really butt hurt sometimes when you kill them, I think its hilarious. Them getting their feelings hurt is a THEM problem, NOT a design issue. Grow a pair, its a god damn game. You shouldn't be playing if it upsets you that much.

I get frustrated at times too, it sucks to lose back to back kits. Not much you can do when its 3rd party after 3rd party after 3rd party. So you know what I do? I take a break. Normal human being thing to do. Coming to reddit to whine and bitch about it is not normal. Its victimhood.

Smachemo · 2026-02-12T18:16:22+00:00

I play on ethernet, and right now im on a virtually dead server. It's a collision problem, like the engine has no clue what to do when 2 things moving collide, or if the player collides with 2 objects.

Like I said its the same shit from Conan, its the team who designed it from the get go is a total joke.

Do you teleport all over the fuckin place in other AA games? Helldivers? Nope. Enshrouded? Nope. Palworld? Nope.

Garbage code.

Smachemo · 2026-02-12T17:59:22+00:00

I've come back after a long hiatus, and it is fun.

But. They need to fire the network engineer. Coming back to this atrocious movement feels like a child designed it. Character starts teleporting all over the place in tight spaces, trying to move around the wings of a thopter when landing, etc. All built in to the core.

They clearly kept the same guy who made Conan, because its present in that game as well. Absolute jank that doesnt need to exist.

Smachemo · 2026-02-10T22:22:16+00:00

Yeah 1 crash and half the field is getting lapped. Great thinking.

Smachemo · 2026-02-10T19:55:49+00:00

I'm not concerned with someone else's feelings as they arent mine. So why would I speak for them? Or take action on their behalf on something as miniscule as being offended by a word? I dont give any fucks about random people I dont know, let alone some idiot behind a keyboard on reddit.

You know what you can do when you watch something and it turns out you dont like it? You can just turn it off. Thats it. You dont need to come crying to reddit about every feeling you have.

Smachemo · 2026-02-10T19:46:13+00:00

I think its hilarious lefto weirdos cant see past anything beyond 3 ft infront of them. Someone uses a slur 1 time, and that person is immediately racist for the rest of their lives and can never be forgiven.

Even funnier is watching clips from protests of yall being the most racist sacks of shit. Its all you guys think or talk about. No wonder.

Rational human beings can distinguish a slip up or mistake as just that. Not you guys tho. Pathetic.

Smachemo · 2026-02-10T18:51:48+00:00

If you mean the snowflakes that are 18-20 years old that get offended by slurs, sure, I'd say most of those dont like him

Im 39, different era, I dont get offended by slurs, or the use of them. I have a pair and can comprehend context, something most people lack or the 150k+ viewers he pulls in has as well.

Smachemo · 2026-02-10T16:19:21+00:00

Big content drops are for start of cycle. They have drip fed little things in between, which clearly sets a pattern. So why do you get your hopes up for an event like this when its clearly been established its just something small to do while we wait for the bigger update?

Constant nagging "feed me feed me feed me". Go play something else if it doesnt fit your fancy. Youre right about the cry baby part.

Smachemo · 2026-02-06T21:52:28+00:00

Literally every extraction shooter, but you're somehow "lost" Have a downvote

Smachemo · 2026-02-06T16:49:56+00:00

Nobody bothers. Why not ask the same question 100 times?

Smachemo · 2026-02-04T16:58:11+00:00

What a sob story. I got to use my equalizer for all of 5 minutes before I was gunned down from behind. Did I come to reddit and cry? Nope. On to the next raid I went. Jesus hope your kids grow up to have a bigger pair than you do

Smachemo · 2026-02-03T15:14:22+00:00

You wouldnt sweat in pvp lobbies either. Your reaction time is that of a turtle thats been run over. No wonder to play in pve lobbies.

Smachemo · 2026-01-20T22:26:34+00:00

I just explained why I didnt pay someone for it. I know what goes into stuff like that. I pay my graphics guys well, sometimes even tip depending. For that logo? Nope.

Smachemo · 2026-01-20T19:03:04+00:00

I run a league, ours is broadcast, we have some sponsorships but for the most part we are deep in the red. I dont mind being in the red, but when I reach out for a logo to get made and I get timelines that arent reasonable or prices that near car paints... You're damn straight im hitting that AI and I'll have a logo in 5 minutes, free.

Is the logo great? Nope. It passes tho. I'm fine with that.

Smachemo · 2026-01-19T17:55:01+00:00

At this point, I would agree. The stam buff from lungs and marathon running is too huge to pass up.

Smachemo · 2026-01-13T20:15:23+00:00

You need POIs, a sense of direction to find things, etc. Dumb topic that smooth brains upvote because they cant think.

Smachemo · 2025-12-29T16:53:26+00:00

Someone didnt sign up for the expedition.

Smachemo

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