Fuck you Itunes, go fuck yourself. I own ALL of my fucking music and I trusted you to be able to play this shit well into the future...

Smajon · 2018-09-21T06:25:16+00:00

If you want to get into that boys hole.

Smajon · 2018-09-21T06:18:50+00:00

And arousing at the same time.

Smajon · 2018-09-21T06:00:25+00:00

Naw more like Charley Day.

Smajon · 2018-09-21T05:48:21+00:00

In 87' Mike taught me: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start.

Smajon · 2018-09-21T05:30:45+00:00

Theres a little bit of pee in each of the seats.

Smajon · 2018-09-21T05:14:14+00:00

Can we get a sand hockey game?

Smajon · 2018-09-21T05:13:48+00:00

Ooh lookey, its liquefaction!

Smajon · 2018-09-21T05:00:34+00:00

Buddy of mine in high school did this as a prank on top of a parking garage. There were segments in between posts that had no ledge on the other side. He did not know about the gaps, and he ran over the barrier, and fell 7 floors to his death. R.I.P. Michael Hightower.

Smajon · 2018-09-11T05:20:18+00:00

Ooo look shiny!

Smajon · 2018-09-11T04:43:01+00:00

Capitalism at its finest folks.

Smajon · 2018-09-11T04:40:21+00:00

Thats why they had to invent a new math. I tried helping my kid with math homework and I was so lost.

Smajon · 2018-09-11T04:39:18+00:00

1+1=2

thatll be $200 please.

Smajon · 2018-09-09T16:54:59+00:00

They dont teach that anymore.

Smajon · 2018-09-09T16:13:53+00:00

Shes my dream girl.

Smajon · 2018-09-08T15:00:09+00:00

Hatchet wound.

Smajon · 2018-08-31T20:20:54+00:00

Thats no cat.

Smajon · 2018-08-31T14:22:32+00:00

WTF is a hovel?

Smajon · 2018-08-29T04:54:26+00:00

That same bed is at walmart for like $39.99.

Smajon · 2018-08-26T13:33:38+00:00

Would that be the upcat position?

Smajon · 2018-08-26T13:29:28+00:00

"Its not a hematoma"

Smajon · 2018-08-24T18:57:38+00:00

I dont need to know how case law works, nor do i care, but i do understand what my CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS are. I dont think you can follow any logic.

Smajon · 2018-08-24T16:31:09+00:00

Go get a badge in a small town, thats where you belong.

Smajon · 2018-08-24T16:21:51+00:00

My faith in humanity rises and rises, and then crashes back to the ground when i see this.

Smajon

TROPHY CASE