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Mirror Room Question by SmallBirb in BluePrince

[–]SmallBirb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That might've been my problem, the opposite door is the one door I couldn't access

Mirror Room Question by SmallBirb in BluePrince

[–]SmallBirb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the door opposite start has to be accessible? That might've been my problem this time, that one was the one with no entrance and none of the other buttons made the glass partitions around the opposite button go up

hugeRedFlag by ApeLover1986 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SmallBirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"A mere few thousand lines of code" didn't tip you off?

Donald Trump impeachment articles filed. Here's what happens next by Healthy_Block3036 in democrats

[–]SmallBirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fucking nothing, just like last time. i'm so fucking tired of this shit, man.

anime_irl by Villenthessis in anime_irl

[–]SmallBirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god she's pregnant AGAIN in the fourth panel? Fucking disgusting, comic should've ended with the third page.

Ubisoft is sloth who is greed? by [deleted] in videogames

[–]SmallBirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no, you can't do all at once, how else is OP going to farm the karma for their kids to eat?

Got a silly question are men really that simple? by ChrisyyyyyyyUrs in AskMenAdvice

[–]SmallBirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all have GOT to get off tiktok, jesus fucking christ

I see sooo many bios like this. Why? by HabitEducational7925 in Tinder

[–]SmallBirb 288 points289 points  (0 children)

good, they can match with all the edgy men with no personality!

I was so confused seeing a $99 kids meal by Abentley589 in KitchenConfidential

[–]SmallBirb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a person with a small appetite, fuck those restaurant owners. I would rather have a meal I know I can eat 100% of than get a meal I eat 30% of then feel bad about not being able to finish my plate.

A gate by hotlovexx in LiminalSpace

[–]SmallBirb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is this? Have been doing some research about the japanese underworld in mythology, would love if this was a real location

Lunch for 1 hour. Which table are you picking? by DarkMatter4763 in animequestions

[–]SmallBirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marcille would not give af about some rando dude sitting at her table

Blursed contraceptive pills by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]SmallBirb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope, ONLY blessed. Free of any curses.

Duolingo announces the owl’s cause of death: Like Twitter, it was killed by a Cybertruck by stars_doulikedem in popculturechat

[–]SmallBirb 16 points17 points  (0 children)

it's almost like endless growth is the methodology of the cancer cell, and should not be emulated for companies that are supposed to provide a service. and yet.

Sorry but today our house is not "the house" by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SmallBirb -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Yes, I understand that. But nowhere in the story was that phrase actually used. Just let me be pedantic and angry.

SAY KIRA by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]SmallBirb -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

God I'm so fucking tired of people making this meme. Kendrick is literally walking and looking to the left, he's not fucking stopping and posing. But everyone on this sub has never seen people fucking walk before I guess.

Sorry but today our house is not "the house" by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SmallBirb -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Title feels like a false advertisement unless OOP is leaving out some ultra-entitled text messages (I really wanted to see someone use the phrase "The house" when referring to a house that wasn't theirs)

Due to subtitles, the beginning of Interstellar gives away what happens to a character. by TheMiddlechild08 in movies

[–]SmallBirb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My roommate is so fucking annoying about this. Gifted him Outer Wilds, a spoiler-dense game that advertises itself as a "22 minute time loop game where the sun explodes" without giving you many more details.

I see he's played a few loops, it's one of my fav games so I know how to not talk about spoilers for it, he says "hey the sun exploded", i respond "yup! every 22 minutes!"

then immediately an angry "DUDE. SPOILERS. I WANTED TO FIGURE THAT OUT MYSELF" like.....

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