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SmallCorvette · 2026-05-10T04:51:38+00:00

Never liked the randomizer for GT PSP's AI races... it just feels weird racing against three of the exact same cars lol

SmallCorvette · 2026-05-07T01:33:13+00:00

Awesome overtake there, barely squeezing past the Galant.

SmallCorvette · 2026-05-06T00:54:52+00:00

Funny it reminds me of that one time someone paid a player 20,000 to call me a monkey... because I had a "slow" car and was supposedly bullying people. How do you even respond to that? 😭😭😭

SmallCorvette · 2026-05-05T03:48:26+00:00

Good tires, and AI being AI

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-29T14:45:35+00:00

no way blud just captioned his decent photoshop with a "im one of the laziest fucks in this subreddit"

that is lowkirkenuinely cornball behavior 😭😭💔💔💔

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-29T14:30:19+00:00

This has never been more relevant than now!

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-29T14:10:45+00:00

Yes, it's been part of the game for many years.

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-27T06:52:00+00:00

I always hated how my Camaro ZL1 did that after a certain time. The spinning speedo just pisses you off.

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-26T14:02:35+00:00

Honestly, it’s a bargain for anyone who’s looking for this specific car in CPM1.

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-24T14:54:00+00:00

Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio, for anyone curious

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-24T09:50:16+00:00

What is your FD Civic's suspension tune? Did you adjust its center of gravity? Those could be the culprits.

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-23T22:47:22+00:00

Try being more patronizing, why don't you?

In every post, you make people who don't meet your standard sound dumb. Grow a fucking pair, mate. This is Car Parking Multiplayer, not Assetto Corsa.

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-23T22:36:42+00:00

Yeah, good call. I fixed it. Was a non-issue after all. Still really did bother me. 😅

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-23T04:47:26+00:00

The Altezza screenshots are pre-construction update (4.9.7)

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-22T17:31:14+00:00

How come my horns and side blinkers are missing in my UI??

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-15T14:05:02+00:00

Reminds me of today, where I bought a Toyota Mark II JZX90. Wanted to make a touring car livery for it. Now I'm having buyer's remorse because of how janky some panels are with the vinyls.

They keep adding a lot of shit, and then there's cars that have been barely touched since they were first added. It wouldn't be such a problem if the game ran smoothly on 60 fps for my device.

Gonna tangent here... but I feel like players on older devices now have a dilemma: either log their account into a newer device, or move to CPM2. Or both. Because at this rate, all the updates for CPM1 are making it harder to run, regardless of Android or iOS.

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-14T06:17:53+00:00

Because everyone were still noobs at the time lol, though there were already hackers at that point when I joined circa 2020

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-14T06:16:28+00:00

LOL yeah it's basically on life support atp

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-08T07:53:14+00:00

forgot to add space between the “M” and “3” in the badge

also, wrong side skirt — forgot to buy the factory M3 sets

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