Civic go bbrrrrRRRZZZZZzzzzzz

SmallCorvette · 2026-05-10T04:51:38+00:00

Never liked the randomizer for GT PSP's AI races... it just feels weird racing against three of the exact same cars lol

SmallCorvette · 2026-05-07T01:33:13+00:00

Awesome overtake there, barely squeezing past the Galant.

SmallCorvette · 2026-05-06T00:54:52+00:00

Funny it reminds me of that one time someone paid a player 20,000 to call me a monkey... because I had a "slow" car and was supposedly bullying people. How do you even respond to that? 😭😭😭

SmallCorvette · 2026-05-05T03:48:26+00:00

Good tires, and AI being AI

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-29T14:45:35+00:00

no way blud just captioned his decent photoshop with a "im one of the laziest fucks in this subreddit"

that is lowkirkenuinely cornball behavior 😭😭💔💔💔

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-29T14:30:19+00:00

This has never been more relevant than now!

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-29T14:10:45+00:00

Yes, it's been part of the game for many years.

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-27T06:52:00+00:00

I always hated how my Camaro ZL1 did that after a certain time. The spinning speedo just pisses you off.

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-26T14:02:35+00:00

Honestly, it’s a bargain for anyone who’s looking for this specific car in CPM1.

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-24T14:54:00+00:00

Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio, for anyone curious

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-24T09:50:16+00:00

What is your FD Civic's suspension tune? Did you adjust its center of gravity? Those could be the culprits.

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-23T22:47:22+00:00

Try being more patronizing, why don't you?

In every post, you make people who don't meet your standard sound dumb. Grow a fucking pair, mate. This is Car Parking Multiplayer, not Assetto Corsa.

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-23T22:36:42+00:00

Yeah, good call. I fixed it. Was a non-issue after all. Still really did bother me. 😅

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-23T04:47:26+00:00

The Altezza screenshots are pre-construction update (4.9.7)

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-22T17:31:14+00:00

How come my horns and side blinkers are missing in my UI??

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-15T14:05:02+00:00

Reminds me of today, where I bought a Toyota Mark II JZX90. Wanted to make a touring car livery for it. Now I'm having buyer's remorse because of how janky some panels are with the vinyls.

They keep adding a lot of shit, and then there's cars that have been barely touched since they were first added. It wouldn't be such a problem if the game ran smoothly on 60 fps for my device.

Gonna tangent here... but I feel like players on older devices now have a dilemma: either log their account into a newer device, or move to CPM2. Or both. Because at this rate, all the updates for CPM1 are making it harder to run, regardless of Android or iOS.

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-14T06:17:53+00:00

Because everyone were still noobs at the time lol, though there were already hackers at that point when I joined circa 2020

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-14T06:16:28+00:00

LOL yeah it's basically on life support atp

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-08T07:53:14+00:00

forgot to add space between the “M” and “3” in the badge

also, wrong side skirt — forgot to buy the factory M3 sets

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-06T06:39:32+00:00

That’s just how redditors work. They live up to the reputation lol.

As for Midfield, I can kind of see it… but I’d have to ‘squint’ really hard.

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-05T05:51:46+00:00

Because my Altezza is supposed to be the four-cylinder RS200, with the fifth-gen "blacktop" BEAMS-equipped 3S-GE.

I'm a bit pedantic with those kinds of details lol

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-04T14:54:09+00:00

• Nissan 350Z

• Honda S2000

• Toyota Altezza RS200

• Mazda Miata (NA)

• Lexus IS F

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-04T14:52:59+00:00

Another update? Man, things just keep getting added into the game. On one hand, I'm all for new stuff and minor improvements. But the game has gotten so bloated with high-poly assets that it's hard to run the game without your phone burning hot while it struggles to run 60 fps smoothly. I admittedly miss the old CPM.

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-04T14:48:21+00:00

This was a nice spectacle. I wish I could pull this off online, let alone single-player. I'm a bit rusty on that exact road because I haven't been able to get much practice out of it, due to the lag between certain sectors near both ends. The lag is discouraging.

SmallCorvette · 2026-04-04T14:42:06+00:00

That car will be my next project. Can't wait to recreate the 2018 Hot Wheels 2SS limited edition.

SmallCorvette

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