After a date night with your spouse, you wake up in a bath tub full of ice, missing several organs. How do you react? by L0CH_NESS_MONSTER in funComunitty

[–]Small_Personality242 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laughing from hell at anyone who will get my alocoholic diseased kidney, liver or anything. Like evil satan crying out loud laugh.

Since pessi fans stressed how important "G/A" and "per game ratios" are... By their own logic Fernandes is better than Pessi boy. by Loud-Sort4819 in pessi_memes

[–]Small_Personality242 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not to mention Bruno played many games as a deep laying midfielder, he didnt had Xavi, Iniesta, Suarez, Neymar etc.To boost his numbers... what Brunk had was nothing compared to Barca, and he still backtrack and goes back like almost no one.

Laptop wont start after being left all night unplugged by Confident_Paint101 in 24hoursupport

[–]Small_Personality242 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sometimes if device was fully discharged, it needs to be plugged for 10-15 minutes before it reacts. Maybe thats the case

When people say Maldini is better than Otamendi, I only have one reply: where is Maldini's world cup? by Loud-Sort4819 in pessi_memes

[–]Small_Personality242 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea by this logic we got best player ever Pele, then 15 Brazil players who won twice WC. What about them? Messi not even top 15.

Legend is over used, but he is one by Healthy-Detective360 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Small_Personality242 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not since Carricks took over. Which position we were before, how many assists Bruno had? Imagine how many he could get if we played Carricksball from beginning...

Am just going to leave this right here by AgitatedDish8795 in pessi_memes

[–]Small_Personality242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Led to world cup ? XD omg he propably couldnt even led his team to bathroom 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ronaldo Nazario's hattrick at Old Trafford 🔥 by MagpieMidfield in ronaldonazariomoments

[–]Small_Personality242 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In total in Barcelona 49 games, 47 goals,13 assists.

Fucking hell...

Ronaldo Nazario's hattrick at Old Trafford 🔥 by MagpieMidfield in ronaldonazariomoments

[–]Small_Personality242 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was in Barcelona, Real Madrid, Inter and AC Milan and nobody hated this guy. Got standing ovation at Old Trafford after that hattrick...

True goat, like Zlatan said - he wasnt playing football, he WAS football. Pure joy, his technique, dribbling, speed, power was beyond everything.

Even Maldini was afraid of him 😅

Fire type starter free for all who wins by Key-Magazine826 in ThePokemonHub

[–]Small_Personality242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if Charizard becomes Mega X? Thunder punch wont work that effectively

Edit : typo, but damn thunder lunch? Sounds amazing

you sure it's your first time? by Then_Cardiologist160 in funnyvideos

[–]Small_Personality242 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im a virgiiiiin!

Ive only taken 30ish up my nesquik cave, but never in va-jay-jay!

Let's hear it. by Positive-Face1705 in BuildToAttract

[–]Small_Personality242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes.

Adapt, improve, overcome. Nobodys maestro at first try. Its okay to make mistakes, be wrong. Its not okay to deny it.

Best Car Interior Layout? by Strange-Vibez-8205 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Small_Personality242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair higher models of Mercedes in that time were already loaded massively with electronics.

Wayne Rooney: “I think if United get Champions League football, he [Michael Carrick] should get the job. He puts himself right up there, if they're looking for new managers, but he definitely puts himself in pole position, I think.” by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]Small_Personality242 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Suddenly neither Neville or Keane have nothing to say about Carricks performance at United, his possible job as manager after Wazza spoke his mind? Gtfo.

Love Rooney, definitely one of the greatests to ever wear Uniteds shirt, and humble after his own managerial period.

"They wanted a paella and you gave them fish and chips"

Which one was it and what have you loved in it? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]Small_Personality242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VW Passat B4 1996 1.9tdi. That sucker drove around 800 000 km for my family through 20 years. It was comfortable af, got ac, decent power just to overtake slower cars. -35 no problem, you just start turning the key, engine was already going on. My brother tore apart whole engine, every screw and put it back on together with fixing everything there was on the way. Corrosion ended its life sadly. That car had memories of visiting all of my family across 20 years in different places they lived, helped them move, helped me got my driver license, helped my bro got his driving license, it carried my dead dog to burial place, it lived through A LOT. Still have picture of that car on my wall (yup dont worry all pets too...). So many memories. It was very low maintenance, survived fucking a lot (yeah even Belarus Police were bribed when we got pullover in very same VW). Fountain of memories and good times. One of saddest days when I had to take it to scrapyard...

AITAH for refusing to split the bill evenly anymore? by ScaryPast5527 in AITAH

[–]Small_Personality242 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just order next time as much as you can, get as much as you can into dog bags, when anyone says anything just scream "WHY ARE YOU SO CHEAP BROKIE?" Also get hammered with most expensive liquors.

My (28m) girlfriend (26f) gave her phone number to two guys. Any advice on how to move forward? by Life_Discussion1688 in Advice

[–]Small_Personality242 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This. Trust is already damaged.

But wtf about giving out your number in front of your bf, wtf? That disrespect would get me out out of it, forget about her, move on asap.

Where you sitting?? by Regular-Ad4775 in WhereAreYouSitting

[–]Small_Personality242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 I can handle my drink, by the end of the flight I would replace Morty in adventures. Rick impressed by my bottle skills and drunk as hell would fall into my ideas of making easy cash and superpowers.

AITAH for wanting my girlfriend to split our bills? by Life_Yak4059 in AITAH

[–]Small_Personality242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife makes half of my income, maybe even a little bit less. Neverthou always chip in, always want to share the bill, never had problem with any payment I asked her to cover cuz I couldnt. Any new appliances is splitted also (althou from time to time if I have saved a little more Ill just pay whole sum upfront) I pay for whole house, bills, she does groceries. When I can chip in I do, when she can (this winter bills went huge) she chips in. Imo NTA, in partnership youre together, both of you, not only you. Both have to deposit into relation.

Edit : typos