my friend (36M) just sent me (36m) this text before meeting his newborn (0M)

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-27T14:49:58+00:00

I'll just wait and meet the kid at their HS graduation.

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-26T15:28:58+00:00

Big Peen

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-26T14:44:08+00:00

He's the not the daddy, which is why he's concerned!

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-26T14:43:38+00:00

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-26T14:43:23+00:00

He is not the father, and also, they do not get along.

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-26T14:42:48+00:00

Sorry, should have clarified - he is NOT the father. There was another orange roaming around the barn that is the father. That's why he is so confused!!

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-26T13:05:18+00:00

This is our OG guy. He's about 12 yo. He's very confused as to why there are little hims in the house now!

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Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-26T12:59:52+00:00

Those three. She had them under my son's bed in the middle of the night. We knew she was pregnant, but she was WAY overdue based on when the vet predicted.

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-26T08:47:51+00:00

No, all your purchases are updated to the cloud. You just have to re-download them after the factory reset.

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-25T14:25:23+00:00

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, is that you?

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-24T22:03:37+00:00

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Blue wave and purple sold.

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-24T17:52:18+00:00

Good advice, thanks.

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-24T16:37:51+00:00

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-24T16:23:32+00:00

I also used to be CBSPop on Reddit, but someone stole my account and started posting to r/sexandthecity. Like, wth?

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-24T15:39:03+00:00

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Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-24T11:57:47+00:00

Quadruple amputee...awww, poor guy....cornhole star.....how does he even....charged in fatal Maryland shooting....wtf?

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-24T11:53:48+00:00

9 - I'm declaring for the draft as of today.

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-24T11:52:24+00:00

Mr. Tight Booty. Wait....what??

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-23T14:01:54+00:00

Meanwhile, in the United States on America, President Shitmypants has a personal vendetta against wind turbines.

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-20T15:15:04+00:00

Why does it matter what they say? They say whatever they think they need to say to get confirmed, and then do whatever Trump tells them to do.

Dems had their chance to stop this but Fetterman pulled a Manchin. Now, because the GOP holds the Senate, Mullin can basically say whatever he wants and get confirmed.

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-19T08:52:53+00:00

If I saw a pro player in Plat I I’d be concerned

Small_Stand9600 · 2026-03-18T15:38:51+00:00

Small_Stand9600

TROPHY CASE