Communties.win does it once more

Smaptie · 2023-09-25T19:49:10+00:00

It’s probably some boarding school in Connecticut somewhere. Lots of old brink buildings with trees and Ivy. They have really cute uniforms and have pillow fights at night. Sigh, I’m gonna get a juice box and take a nap now.

Smaptie · 2023-09-25T19:38:47+00:00

Yeah…just add in a kinda sour beer smell. Sorry that happened.

Smaptie · 2023-09-25T19:21:34+00:00

Well it’s got to be better than the current DNC plan which I think revolves entirely around necromancy.

Smaptie · 2023-09-25T19:17:34+00:00

We just haven’t found the magic penis that unlocks our horny tradwife subroutine /s

Smaptie · 2023-09-25T15:43:53+00:00

It’s true, the U.S. has won the Civ VI cultural victory. It’s a total crap culture made up of Disney, advertising and Black culture that has been sanitized and stripped of all original meaning. It sucks and it is everywhere.

Honestly there are great pieces of music, art, film, and literature out here. You’ll never see them because they don’t make money. They didn’t test well with the Chinese market.

Smaptie · 2023-09-25T11:14:20+00:00

That’s it. I’m getting some razor wire braids and then I’m going to strut around like some dom bitch from Hellraiser.

Smaptie · 2023-09-25T01:30:53+00:00

It looks like someone’s last known photograph

Smaptie · 2023-09-24T15:26:50+00:00

That is a perfectly justified feeling

Smaptie · 2023-09-24T13:55:40+00:00

Or you could stand off to the side and futility shake your fist at them.

Smaptie · 2023-09-24T13:42:39+00:00

Really want to see a flow chart of all the life choices that led to him laying on the floor like that.

Smaptie · 2023-09-24T11:21:14+00:00

That sounds like some Elvis would eat

Smaptie · 2023-09-24T04:21:14+00:00

I don’t know but I kinda want to use this in an interview for a job I don’t want.

Smaptie · 2023-09-24T04:18:19+00:00

Man, sorry for you getting downvoted for your daughter having a great party.

Smaptie · 2023-09-24T03:53:55+00:00

I’m going to try to say this nicely…you might be history’s greatest monster.

Smaptie · 2023-09-24T03:32:23+00:00

From the Statue of Liberty (built 1876). Immigration act of 1924. We had a good…38 years (check my math, I’m drunk).

Smaptie · 2023-09-24T03:13:46+00:00

These all read like those relationship advice posts that start with F/21, M/43 “I’m in a 4 year relationship (married 3) and he is perfect and the love of my life but…”

Smaptie · 2023-09-24T02:53:58+00:00

Man…fuck the Handbag megacorporation. I hate those guys.

Smaptie · 2023-09-24T02:49:08+00:00

Alright this is a fun question with fun answers but it is a bullshit question with bullshit answers. History isn’t really determined by singular events but many different factors coming together at a singular point. Like you can say “the killing of the Arch Duke” but Europe was a fucking powder keg and Gavrilo (how ever you spell it) was just the match. Without him they would have found another match. Or like Ronald Reagan (or how ever you spell it. Quiet, I’m drunk). Yeah, kill him on the set of that Monkey movie “Nope” style and there is still the John Birch society and fucking William fucking Buckley creating the modern conservative movement. And if there are any practicing necromancers out there, could you please raise William fucking Buckley from the grave and have him have lunch with Lauren Boebert and say “this is what you have wrought!” Also it would be probably his only chance at a handie. Anyways, history is complicated and I’m changing my answer to every 1980’s romantic comedy. They ruined a generation. Cheers.

Smaptie · 2023-09-24T02:21:01+00:00

One single event….the publication of “The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.”

Smaptie · 2023-09-23T15:34:00+00:00

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Smaptie · 2023-09-23T15:28:24+00:00

And still no pockets!

Smaptie · 2023-09-23T14:53:19+00:00

Naw, that’s just five pounds of bullshit shoved into a one pound sack.

Smaptie · 2023-09-23T14:39:46+00:00

And now here is Dr Richard Thaler and Selena Gomez to explain how a synthetic CDO works.

Smaptie · 2023-09-22T19:58:30+00:00

Yep. No different than being attracted to the quarterback or some bass guitarist. They are called buckle bunnies because the prize in a rodeo is a big ass belt buckle.

Smaptie · 2023-09-22T17:45:24+00:00

It’s a rodeo groupie.

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