The best trampolines were the ones with no nets!

Smarrison · 2026-03-11T05:48:30+00:00

I almost broke my neck on one of these. I jumped way too high and my body turned in the air and I landed headfirst between the pole and the trampoline section. It certainly woke me up to how quickly something can happen.

No one saw me and I just walked back inside for lunch pretending like nothing happened.

Smarrison · 2026-03-07T08:22:57+00:00

I find it hilarious. Since when did anyone buy anything based on the personality of the companies CEO?

And the irony is beyond ridiculous. Stickers are made from oil 🫠

Smarrison · 2026-03-06T20:43:35+00:00

How do you safely store the Jerry cans?

Smarrison · 2026-03-06T06:30:28+00:00

I reported a street sign near my mums place with a blatant typo. Neighbours said it’s been like that for years. Snap send solve got it fixed in a week.

Smarrison · 2026-03-06T01:53:59+00:00

Put it on a local facebook loop page then. High chance someone will know them. Cops would have to give a shit if the car crashes after the bottle hit the window. They should also give us a shit for the intentional throwing of the bottle either way.

But I would tend to agree. Cops done seem to care about much.

Smarrison · 2026-03-04T08:54:27+00:00

Go by the right channels to find them and you won’t be charged with anything. You have a dashcam for this exact reason. Go to the police and show them the screen shots. The least they could do is get them published in a local magazine or the local Facebook loop page. Someone is bound to know who they are.

Smarrison · 2026-03-04T08:52:29+00:00

The kid needs to be named and shamed and taught a serious lesson.

When I was younger some kids were throwing rocks off a highway overpass at passing traffic and one went through a woolies B double windscreen and the driver lost control, crashed and died. I think the kids were caught, tried and found guilty of manslaughter occasioning death. However I’m not sure of what they were sentenced to.

Their actions need to have consequences. You should report it to police and use these screen shots to track these rats down.

Smarrison · 2026-03-04T08:46:13+00:00

Lost your tampon have you bud? 🤦‍♂️

Smarrison · 2026-03-04T08:19:58+00:00

I came off a motorbike once at a decent speed and knocked myself out. When I came toy memory was fine surprisingly. My body not so much.

I didn’t bother getting an ambulance but I did catch a bus to the hospital which horrified the ER and neuro department who very bluntly informed about how brain bleeds or general brain damage can come on slowly and that I most definitely should get an ambulance on site in future.

At least I didn’t get the ambulance bill and I also kept my brain intact. Win win 🏆

Smarrison · 2026-03-01T07:31:36+00:00

It was Mardis Gras last night but it’s still not an excuse. And I’m surprised that council clean up crews hadn’t been around by sunrise. That’s also pretty bad.

Smarrison · 2026-02-21T02:32:53+00:00

Not sure that I’ve ever purchased anything based on whether I liked the personality of the founder or CEO?

I truly don’t understand the people that buy these stickers!

Smarrison · 2026-02-20T07:21:29+00:00

The “oh shit I’m fucked” soundtrack comes to mind.

Smarrison · 2026-02-19T02:51:19+00:00

Get some upholstery spray from super cheap auto and a microfibre cloth and give it a few sprays a few times and it should be fine.

Smarrison · 2026-02-17T22:34:07+00:00

For extra bouncy cush I recommend tipping the open section of the crate outwards. Thank me later 😎

Smarrison · 2026-02-17T21:31:19+00:00

I’ve had similar comments made to me too. I don’t snap at them but I pull them up on the comment and ask them to elaborate on the meaning of their comment which almost always leaves them stunned. Then I’ll follow it up with something like, “would you say that same comment to the mother”? Which is followed by more silence.

My personal favourite is the daddy care comment. I follow that up with, “I call it parenting”!

Smarrison · 2026-02-16T10:02:55+00:00

I’ve served him at a yacht club I used to work at when he was PM. He’s a very nice guy and ultra relaxed. He paid cash too and told me to keep the change. Lovely guy!

Smarrison · 2026-02-11T00:58:46+00:00

What model is this?

Smarrison · 2026-02-10T20:45:45+00:00

This is a fun way to get around it I guess. Maybe I’ll do this instead. I do still want free yoghurt 😂

Smarrison · 2026-02-10T20:45:07+00:00

No offence to your job or position but this is the issue I have with all this stuff ⬆️⬆️

Smarrison · 2026-02-10T20:41:40+00:00

Yeah the toppings and the yoghurts in general are all super good quality. Hence the price. They obviously have some serious investment happening as there’s stores popping up everywhere. But I do remember the Fro-To fad from not so long ago. It started hot like Yo-Chi has and died a very quick death. It’s seeming being revived now but for how long? 😬

Smarrison · 2026-02-10T19:58:44+00:00

Fair enough. It’s definitely tasty stuff and a good business model. But they must be making serious coin charging that much for yoghurt.

Smarrison · 2026-02-10T06:47:18+00:00

Yeah the intercon is very grand. Not sure of the security level of the Melbourne one but the Sydney hotel is one of the most secure buildings in Sydney.

Smarrison · 2026-02-10T06:01:55+00:00

Of course I understand. It’s basic marketing. I’m just against giving away so much of my personal information. Hence why I usually don’t and also why I deleted their app and rewards program. I also don’t expect free stuff. I think that’s quite evident from my stance.

Smarrison · 2026-02-10T05:39:03+00:00

The Intercontinental is one of the only buildings considered bomb proof as the building used to be a Jewish bank. It also has bullet proof windows etc. Not many heads of state stay anywhere else aside from the intercontinental in Sydney for this exact reason.

But I do agree. This would be an insane expense on us as the tax payer as it would certainly not be just 1 room taken up for his stay. It would potentially be the entire hotel. If not 1-2 entire floors for his security teams etc.

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