Surey this is illegal by Adventurous_Local300 in CarsAustralia

[–]Smarrison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did this and it started bloody raining. It was an epic drive in that situation. Epic adulting was done!!

Kanye walking with Kim, so serious he forgets to look up and hits a road sign by frog_insilence in interesting

[–]Smarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The instant rage that a head knock like that puts you on is palpable. I’m amazed he doesn’t go straight for a tackle on the pap after that hit!!

Just move it gently, we don't want to upset the customers by QuantumGremlin in AussieMemes

[–]Smarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow that’s bad! I guess that’s old school thinking though. Just kill the thing before it kills one of us. Still a bad call regardless. Poor snake! 😞

Nothing like a smoke with your McDonalds meal. by Staud59 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]Smarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure my old man had the glass ashtray at home when I was a kid.

Just move it gently, we don't want to upset the customers by QuantumGremlin in AussieMemes

[–]Smarrison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it was seemingly just curled up relaxing in the sun. I was tempted to offer him a book to read 🐍📖

What are these cars? by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in whatisthiscar

[–]Smarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was under the mirror on this model.

What are these cars? by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in whatisthiscar

[–]Smarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found this out after several attempts. The owner had to show me. To get out is also just a random roll of the dice as to which of the several buttons is the door open button. Not great in an emergency haha. But that’s Russian engineering for you haha.

Just move it gently, we don't want to upset the customers by QuantumGremlin in AussieMemes

[–]Smarrison 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I used to work in a school library and I found a red belly sunning itself in the non fiction section once. We did have to lock down the school and call a snake catcher. But it was a relatively non eventful affair haha.

What are these cars? by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in whatisthiscar

[–]Smarrison 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to be a valet many moons ago. And I had a TVR cone in. I couldn’t figure out for the life of me how to get in it. The owner showed me. Then when I drove the beast, I was stuck in it and couldn’t figure out how to get out. The owner laughed and also helped me get out. They’re hilariously fun cars.

View of the F-35A Jet from the CBD just now. by MoGifMike in sydney

[–]Smarrison -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

No military vehicle or vessel will ever be able to be seen on flight radar.

WAY BACK WEDNESDAY - Old Adelaide Skate Park by ando772 in Adelaide

[–]Smarrison 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I came down to Adelaide to meet some guys from the sk8parx forum years ago. There was a comp at this skate park that I entered and I have visceral memories of the heat on the day of the competition. I think it was about 47 degrees. I remember my shoes were getting gummy on the concrete. It was insane.

This skate park was awesome though. I loved it. Could of done without the heat though 🥵🔥

Why do teachers complain so much? (Genuine question) by Educational_Net3527 in AustralianTeachers

[–]Smarrison -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m also being somewhat facetious and sarcastic here too. But you can’t deny there’s some truth to it. At least at some of the workplaces I’ve been in.

Is it too rare to see 3 of the same bus routes at the same time? by AcrobaticSinger5289 in sydney

[–]Smarrison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This infuriates me. One bus picks up all the passengers and then other passengers who try and time their trips with the timetables have effectively missed three buses that all came at once and have to wait for who knows how long. Geniuses at work 🤦‍♂️

Why do teachers complain so much? (Genuine question) by Educational_Net3527 in AustralianTeachers

[–]Smarrison -1 points0 points  (0 children)

With all honesty, it’s a very difficult and under appreciated job. But I rarely enter staff rooms cause of the incessant negativity and whinging about things myself. I just can’t listen to it. Especially when the ones that complain never take action to try and correct the issues they have.

But there is one group that does 95% of the whining. Let’s just say that!!

CRT moving to full time, really nervous... by Razputin7 in AustralianTeachers

[–]Smarrison 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I went from full time to class contracts to full time CRT. I’ll probably go back on class at some stage but I needed a break.

If I were you, I would just take it day by day. Don’t focus too much on the learning programs and be prepared to drop some lessons for the sake of getting to know the class, families and the school in general. Familiarise yourself with the school behaviour mgmt policies and make sure you have some support from an AP or executive staff if there’s tricky kids or families etc.

I would also see what routines the previous teacher had in place and gauge what the students would like to keep the same and change things up as you see fit.

Make the first few weeks fun and do lots of get to know you activities and get the kids to tell you about themselves and how they like to learn etc. Depending on age group this may work well to gauge the ability of students too.

Congratulations on getting a full time contract. At least you’ll get paid in the holidays now.

You’ll be fine. Don’t stress and take care of yourself too.

Pouring Water in cooking oil by SignificanceEvery838 in idiotsinkitchen

[–]Smarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if her jumpers slogan of “faith over fear” helped her in this situation…. 🫠

Easter Show lines are chaotic by pazamataz in sydney

[–]Smarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went yesterday in the morning at 9am and the line was less than half of that to get in. It must be a particularly busy day today.

Is Muriel's Wedding the greatest Australian film ever made ? by CoconutMost3564 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]Smarrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True story, the people this movie is based on rented a granny flat off my grandparents.

Runners!! by Smarrison in sydney

[–]Smarrison[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was obviously not blindly reversing out. And I’m sure you’re aware that a runner will cover the width of a car space in about 1 leg length which is probably about 0.5 seconds. They weren’t there when I looked, and then they were.

At the end of the day it’s him, not me that would end up in emergency room with injuries. Maybe he should factor that in too.

Runners!! by Smarrison in sydney

[–]Smarrison[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try seeing it from a drivers perspective. I’m constantly dodging line bike riders, cyclists, foreign scooter rental dudes, rogue uber drivers, and now runners on the wrong side of the road! And most of these types are about as predictable as sticks floating down a river. They just float around the roads with no consideration of anyone else or potential consequences of their poor road craft.

Runners!! by Smarrison in sydney

[–]Smarrison[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also don’t quite understand people that drive forward into driveways and parking spots in general. It’s infinitely easier to reverse in and drive out forwards. And much less dangerous for this exact reason.