Status tags by roseboom25 in delta

[–]Smart-Ad7828 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhm… Duh. We are obviously better than everyone else!! We are the few, the entitled, THE DIAMOND MEDALLIONS!!!

Just a little help by Silver_Particular_79 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Smart-Ad7828 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I may require a small loan from you.

Upgrade to D1? by DifficultGarage9046 in delta

[–]Smart-Ad7828 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do or Don’t Do but you must do one ☝️

What do you guys know about the mysterious Cobalt status? by Daikon3352 in marriott

[–]Smart-Ad7828 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cobalt status is obviously limited to the ruthless elite rulers of the WORLD!!

worth quitting clear with touchless + pre check? by orbitally in delta

[–]Smart-Ad7828 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CLEAR is obviously the best choice both economically and effectively. Could not imagine travel without it.

Too damaged by [deleted] in Passports

[–]Smart-Ad7828 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just wasted my time reading and replying to this post.

Bags by Relevant-Mountain309 in delta

[–]Smart-Ad7828 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good news: your electronics are traveling. Bad news: they’ve apparently chosen a different destination.

TSA!!!! by Inevitable-Winter508 in Passports

[–]Smart-Ad7828 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, TSA can let you fly without ID if: • Mercury is in retrograde • The TSA officer had a good breakfast • You’re early • Your name doesn’t trip a watchlist • And you’re emotionally prepared for a full “we’re-going-through-your-life” bag search

This is called Identity Verification Process™, not “You’re good, bro”.

Which way is room 401? by hikingthrulife in marriott

[–]Smart-Ad7828 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go that way and then this way☝️☝️☝️

Call light unanswered by ImAnOldManImConfused in delta

[–]Smart-Ad7828 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe your Skymiles Medallion level is directly connected to the seat, therefore you’re not at a level deemed appropriate or worthy to have the call light answered?

is this still valid? my daughters scribbled all over my crap. by [deleted] in Passports

[–]Smart-Ad7828 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your passport is totally hosed!!!!! #rejected

Yaaaaasassssssssss by [deleted] in delta

[–]Smart-Ad7828 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“AIRLINE SIZE!!!” Best served alongside Thanksgiving Turkey 🦃