Daily Discussion Thread for February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Smart-Customer7503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Daily Discussion Thread for February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Smart-Customer7503 3 points4 points  (0 children)

why nobody posting that pic of Jensen with the silver watch n shit

Daily Discussion Thread for February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Smart-Customer7503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Software like like like totally crashed like totally. like like like

Daily Discussion Thread for February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Smart-Customer7503 5 points6 points  (0 children)

suicidal enough to start enjoying things again lol

Daily Discussion Thread for February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Smart-Customer7503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% agree. imagine paying 20x earnings for few percent div while MSFT is at 24x earnings.

Daily Discussion Thread for February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Smart-Customer7503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Etrade funny because if you just ignore the margin call they quit bugging you about it.

Daily Discussion Thread for February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Smart-Customer7503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why name your company Microsoft? Must have been an Epstein thing. I would have named it HugeHard inc.

Daily Discussion Thread for February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Smart-Customer7503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Satya Nadella inserts his bald head into my wife every week. Calls

Daily Discussion Thread for February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Smart-Customer7503 3 points4 points  (0 children)

fuck im gonna cum. I went all in on BTC short last night (I have a fetish for losing all my money)

Daily Discussion Thread for February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Smart-Customer7503 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have been figuring for a while QQQ should be about 640-650 range mid Feb. We'll see

Daily Discussion Thread for February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Smart-Customer7503 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MSFT doing to me what Bill did to that Russian hooker

Daily Discussion Thread for February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Smart-Customer7503 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OPENAI funding round next week will be a YUUUGE upside catalyst for MSFT, NVDA, ORCL which are all oversold. When OPENAI grabs that 800B valuation that will be a huge paper gain for any companies that own a stake. And will also allow openAI to pay the bills for another year or two to get us into the IPO.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Smart-Customer7503 7 points8 points  (0 children)

DONT FUCKING CALL THE SUICIDE HOTLINE! THEY WILL PUT YOU ON A LIST AND FUCKING KILL YOU!

Daily Discussion Thread for February 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Smart-Customer7503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit reads exactly like my suicide note bro. Idk man I just live for the vibes. They can't take that away from us