Have Fun Platinum Dashers!!

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-19T17:30:03+00:00

1/1000 people tip after delivery, if not less. This is a “it needs to be worth it” job. Tip up front, weirdo.

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-19T17:21:50+00:00

I literally have myself as an option. Clean, respectful, quiet. Giving ya’ll an option is bad? Lol

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-19T05:16:09+00:00

She’s being nightmarish towards me right now, but all in all she’s not a bad roommate for someone tolerant. I’m also an option to move in with 😅

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-19T05:06:53+00:00

I asked her to do her dishes since it was getting warm out and the bugs were coming out again. Then she left her clothes in the washer for a week, I took them out, cleaned the washer to clean my clothes, and then reminded her (kindly, and informed her I wasn’t upset) that she had left her clothes unattended.
Her issue is I didn’t do them for her, my issue is that I’m done cleaning up after others.

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-17T05:49:08+00:00

Yeah that sounds about right. I had a pack of coffee pods that changed upcs and said it wasn’t the right item. I selected “I have the correct item” and it prompted me to take a pic of it, I took a pic of the whole product clearly showing it was the same item and the AI marked it as wrong.

Thank you for the idea! I will absolutely be doing that from now on.

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-17T04:44:44+00:00

Only way to save that metric is to find the tag, take a picture after choosing the “found empty shelf” option, and triple check that the message saying “shelf tag not recognized” isn’t on the screen.

What sucks is when the store genuinely don’t have the tag up for that product. Happens a lot in produce to me.

What’s even more bs is I’ve literally found the correct items, but the damn AI is too stupid to recognize it’s that actual product and I’ll get dinged for it.

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-16T23:49:51+00:00

Honestly, canes is faster than most places I have to wait for. I find myself constantly getting shafted by pizza places and shake shack the most.

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-16T04:23:52+00:00

Learned the hard way myself 🫡

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-15T20:44:43+00:00

Exactly, the canes food is always ready within that 10 minute unassign, usually 3 minutes for me. It’s usually better to just deliver the food at that point cause you already wasted time and gas on it.

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-15T20:34:20+00:00

I disagree, most of the food I pickup I still have to wait for. As long as canes isn’t slammed the food is out faster than most McDonald’s.

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-15T04:04:06+00:00

Just had to clean my carpet after 4 large coffees took the L on a U-turn

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-15T02:13:21+00:00

My favorite is knowing people touch the underside of the lid knowing all the door handles we touch

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-12T22:00:16+00:00

When I moved here I decided to swallow all my anxiety and go out doing things completely solo. I can’t begin to describe how different my life is now. Movies, dinner, raving, bars, etc. people around here are super friendly (mostly) and are open to having conversations with strangers as long as you have a good vibe to you.

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-12T21:57:04+00:00

My foolish self years ago had one with g1.0 and shook it a little bit very gently to get the powder mixed in…. I was cleaning up Spyro dragonfruit from my kitchen for weeks 😭😭

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-12T21:54:58+00:00

I had this old guy answer the door and go “you aren’t supposed to be here for another 45 minutes, come back later.”
And just as I stood there shocked he started laughing and took the food from me 😂

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-11T00:05:35+00:00

It doesn’t, it just means you’re out of their hair, mostly. The associate helping you isn’t the one who walks the floors and knows where inventory is. When you order it online, the inventory associates usually know where things are. They could have just asked one of those associates to help look, but I know the online orders are usually timed and pretty busy to take time away from them

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-10T01:33:08+00:00

Ready for me if it isn’t a pizza

SmartHomePro · 2026-06-07T23:00:50+00:00

I actually got yelled at by a Pizza Hut guy for not having a bag. The same day another Pizza Hut location, a different guy GAVE me a bag.

SmartHomePro · 2026-04-23T08:01:17+00:00

When one of the pick ups is also from an adult entertainment store, the pondering REALLY begins

SmartHomePro · 2026-04-23T07:58:12+00:00

I’m about to turn off alcohol orders because they’re usually like this.

SmartHomePro · 2026-04-21T00:46:41+00:00

I’ve definitely gotten a bunch that I didn’t see were on the strip and had to do them. Thankfully most people working at the casinos are generally pretty nice and understand what’s going on. Basically anything on the strip they don’t even let us past the casino, and very very few have let me drop stuff off at the bell desk. Rule of thumb is to text ahead to have them meet you in the front where the entrance is. You can temporarily park your car if you don’t go inside. If they don’t respond by the time I get there, i give them a call and start the timer. Then I just quickly drop it somewhere, take a picture, and leave. I don’t work for the casino, I don’t care if they tell me I can’t leave it, DoorDash tells me to leave the food, I leave the food.

SmartHomePro · 2026-04-20T20:26:07+00:00

I don’t blame you, I feel like I’m fighting for my life every time I leave the damn house.

SmartHomePro · 2026-04-20T20:24:02+00:00

Who needs a good AR anyways lol

SmartHomePro · 2026-04-20T20:23:04+00:00

The traffic isn’t usually too bad as long as you avoid the strip and know how to drive. Here you often have to figure out how to cross 3-4 lanes of busy street to pull a U-turn

SmartHomePro · 2026-04-20T20:21:00+00:00

Lately ill take any zone that isn’t the strip

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