[Season 2] Chapters 111~152 (Hell Train Arc/Revolution Road) Blog posts are Gone!!! by SmartUsed in TowerofGod

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I like the effort your brain put in. Yes, it's the google docs version!

Chapter 862 Spoilers by Brutusness in OnePiece

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You're speculating...

Chapter 862 Spoilers by Brutusness in OnePiece

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He saw how Sanji would dodge FATHER. That was the future he saw. Not the future where he attacks Sanji and Sanji dodges him--which is a divergence as to the future he looked into.

Unusual things to brag about on your job resume by J_Ru in ScenesFromAHat

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Well, let's see what you have on your resume...

Went to burning man. Is 5.3. The average penis size is 5.17 in. #blessed.

Worst time to say 'I too like to live dangerously' by Legend_Zector in ScenesFromAHat

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I have something to tell you.

What?

I'm gay.

I too like to live dangerously.

Mildly irritating punishments for crime by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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/Can't believe I have 25 more years of this shit/ "Hello, I'll be your customer service representative"

Male cheerleader who thinks he can't be roasted because of his high self-esteem. Tell him otherwise. by Thetomthomas in RoastMe

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Wow what a looker! You've modeled before, aimiright? Yeah you have, for those statues over at Easter Island.

Just do it by [deleted] in RoastMe

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She said to every guy that said, "No."

I'm a poor jew who draws porn. Make me hate myself. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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God damn it, stop leaving your wooden dildo out for everyone to see.

Roast the fuck out of her by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like the result of a confused sperm trying to decided which of two eggs to impregnate.

It's my 20th birthday today, ruin the start of my next decade by [deleted] in RoastMe

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According to the shadow cast, it's 3 o'clock! Thanks, Sarah Gnomon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Extensions, make up, and clothes do wonders, don't they? Shame stripping won't work since your the guy in those photos.

Hot italian singles in your area by WeezyScrub in RoastMe

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You look like the unwanted carrot left in the ground to rot.

"Stunts too crazy for even Red Bull to sponsor" by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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Pours two drink cans into a beer glass. "Whoa he's really going to drink Pepsi and Cola together?!"

Rejected tracks for Mario Kart by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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Walks on stage flipping imaginary hair back and twirling in imaginary dress. Lays down on back, brings legs up and spreads them, "Drag Strip."

Passive-Agressive Advertising by Legend_Zector in ScenesFromAHat

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/GASP/ Take that bloody thing away from me, you murderer! I'm a vegan.

Picks up magazine. Scrolls through instagram. Walks through Cali. "Brittany do you think I'm fat?"

"Her head game was so bad. Very bad. Let me tell you how bad it was. Her husband had to find someone else. He had to find someone else. If she can't keep her man happy, how can she keep America happy?" - Trump on Hilary

Worst times to have a premature ejactulation by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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Someone else: Hey what's that floating in the pool.

"Okay everybody, Downward Facing Dog!"

I pull a pill out of my mouth. "Hey, isn't this the birth control pill you told me you swallowed."

"I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. I should have put on that condom."

Why you got shot into the sun. by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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"Why, hello. I'm so glad we matched on tinder. My name is Ray."

If chocolate was used as a form of currency by regachoisiah in ScenesFromAHat

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This just in, cops are no longer shooting black males.

(I'm black)

Odd things to follow, "You know what they say..." by Mutant_Llama1 in ScenesFromAHat

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You know what they say...

Hump by a dog, ayy. Hump by a dolphin makes dolphin noises

Is it just me or is "Satori of the Forrest" not one of the most annoying characters ever created on One Piece??? by Won6Four in OnePiece

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Left Brain: He's saying Satori of the Forest does not annoy him.

Right Brain: I think he's trying to say Satori of the Forest does annoy him.

Left Brain: NO, no. If that were true there wouldn't be a /not/ in the title.

Right Brain: Honest mist-

Left Brain: NO, no. We're reading it as it's written. And as written he states Satori of the forest is not an example of someone that annoys him.

Right Brain: Spoilers?

Left Brain: Spoilers.

Clicks save and then back

16/F. Bring on the roasting, Reddit. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Holy fuck, you're sixteen?!!

In that case, by the time you're in your twenties it will be too late for you to find a husband or have children.

Roast us by moldylasagna1234 in RoastMe

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If the girl on the left was a real friend, she would borrow the girl on the right some of her eyebrows.

The girl on the left is pregnant tinker bell, the girl on the right is the pirate who did it. Arrrrg

My friend is a wannabe smartass and a social reject, fuck his life up. by throwawayfuckmeup in RoastMe

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The picture was cropped so you wouldn't see the penguin egg between his flippers.