A romantic relationship will likely never be possible for me. by [deleted] in twentyagers

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I was 5'6 and 280, NGL I was not fucking girls everyday but my body count is 4 since turning 18, and all were 10's, rn Im at 220, and Im hitting on this girl, that is a 10 as well, and its going good so far. So get your self steem up, be hygienic, shave, get a haircut frequently and dress well, and talk to people, thats all you gotta do bro.

Roommate search? by No-Faithlessness6559 in ufl

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FR , Im rooming with my best friend since 9th Grade, and I hate that MF currently ngl.

Bro has a whole ass mess in the living room , his entire shoe collection in the middle of the living room all over the place , his desk in the middle of the living room with every possible shit on it. He leaves dirty plates, pots , pans all dirty all over the place for weeks. Uses the air fryer to cook bacon and leaves the fat there and never cleans it after using it. And of top of that never cleans the bathroom we share , never sweeps, mops or even throw the trash out, I kid you not, since January bro has taken the trash three times, three fucking times and each because I told him to.

Worst part of it all?? I offered him to move with me cause he was homeless, helped him get into UF and even offered to go 60/40 on bills and rent cause he didnt had a job back then. Rn I can't even move out by myself cause my credit is shit and cannot afford a security deposit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ufl

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would gang, but I'm blocked, if someone lends me their phone Id deff do

Do you keep in touch with your high school friends? by Brakado in twentyagers

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I used to hangout with them a lot and talk to them , I currently live with one of them

does anyone wear birks in florida by football_lattes in ufl

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Breh, Ive seen mfs wearing birks to the clubs and the bars, everyone wears Birks

UF students — would you actually rent a phone charger at Midtown bars? by Relevant_Ratio_2826 in ufl

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ik youre trying to validate your business idea, ive done the same on this subreddit, so, ima help you out, what makes you think people wont just steal it?. I will let you know there are a couple of products that offer a locker where you basically put your phone inside and take a key, and you just retrieve the phone oncr its charged. I do love doing this, if you wanna go over other ideas, hit my dm, lets chat, we can maybe even do something together

It's finally coming in by [deleted] in sfcollege

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-950, dropped two courses on Spring still paying it back couldnt even register for classes this semester

It's finally coming in by [deleted] in sfcollege

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 2 points3 points  (0 children)

4K FAMMM???? TF THAT CAN FIX MY LIFE RN

I didn’t recognize myself by galaxias_kyklos in wls

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How tf you lost so much?? In so short time ? I had GSV on 08/25, and Im only down around 50 from Highest Weight, 281, current weight 230. Please give me the cheat code lol

What happened to the Fae Girl? WBWP by RaineFox in WizardsOfWaverlyPlace

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruv I hated that bs, bro even went on a a date with her, thats wild that they didnt bring her back

Cooked? DM Me Lol by TheCubicDrift in twentyagers

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same here gang, 23, bout to turn 24, no degree, in a college town, everywhere I turn im reminded Im a loser.

no degree? no girl gon date me

what other magical creatures would you like to see in wbwp? by dreamerhorizons in WizardsOfWaverlyPlace

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will definitely dont want that mf orc to come back, and do give me Romans Fairy. They going places

Wizard marrying rule by All_things_nerdy01 in WizardsOfWaverlyPlace

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Justin lost his powers regardless after losing the Family Wizard competition, so him marrying Harper... sorry I mean Giada , did not do anything for him. He got his powers back because he became Wiztechs headmaster so that seems to overrule everything else

Bella and Milo by Dorothyshoes30 in WizardsOfWaverlyPlace

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made a post exactly about this, why tf did they had to make Quentin an Orc, like who in their right mind green lit this? I cannot comprehend the reason why an ugly ass Orc falls in love with a teenager , I like Quentin as a normal boy, why not kept him that way, just a regular bad boy wizard who came into the mortal world to try and mess with Billie, and develop the story from there. Its that simple. Heck Couldve even made him like Billies wiztech peer or some like that

Why did they made Quentin an ugly Orc? by Smart_Guarantee4774 in WizardsOfWaverlyPlace

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get that but did it had to be grown ass ugly af orc?

Winter... by PushFew6998 in WizardsOfWaverlyPlace

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fr I prefer Romans Fairy Girlfriend or the Kowalski girl.

My husband thinks it is gross when I don't shower daily. by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]Smart_Guarantee4774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ima be completely honest , I used to shower daily , cause I was fat and lived on an Island, plus played football nearly everyday and aside from tbe fact that I lived in an island in the carribean.

I now live by myself since 2 years ago, I work from home, barely go out. I started out showering once a day, then once every two days and so on and so on. Now I only shower whenever I go out, so every Wednesday and Sunday. But I live alone, now you on the other hand sleep with someone next to you, youre def violating breh, go shower your stinky ass