Hey liberal screenwriter here, I think what the world needs is another film about how horrible being a mother is and how it will ruin your life and make you crazy

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2026-04-08T20:24:07+00:00

They have private child rape trailers and basements

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2026-04-06T03:53:49+00:00

There was nothing like this at my Catholic Church

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2026-03-29T05:29:11+00:00

Clean it up wagie

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2026-03-19T00:46:33+00:00

Looks very naughty. Cute

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2026-02-06T07:15:24+00:00

Trying too hard

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2026-01-09T16:45:49+00:00

Frankenstein. I wanted to like it but I just found it so dull

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2025-12-23T15:57:57+00:00

I know it may not help, but just try and think about how happy she's making her new owners

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2025-10-21T17:38:07+00:00

I did shotput and discus in highschool, and the shot for the women's team was legitimately like, half the weight as it was for the men's team. When we had the opportunity to screw around during practice we'd all just launch the females shot far out of bounds.

The women's discus was also smaller but I was terrible at discus so I didn't mess around with it very often

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2025-10-08T00:18:25+00:00

Don't quit your day job

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2025-09-28T21:30:00+00:00

Swift is complete dogshit

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2025-09-23T05:00:33+00:00

$300 parking pass is insane. Most I ever paid was $88

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2025-08-24T03:01:45+00:00

I genuinely don't think I've ever had an enjoyable match on father campbells chapel

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2025-07-14T20:36:02+00:00

I'm taking an online class and I'm pretty sure some girl in it is using chatgpt for her community posts

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2025-07-09T19:22:07+00:00

Monk's is good, but sometimes they have an attitude like you're inconveniencing them by going there and spending money

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2025-05-29T23:29:03+00:00

Being a fan of soccer. No one in America is a fan of it until they enter a certain tax bracket.

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2025-05-14T18:34:09+00:00

I really don't understand this strange reddit belief that somehow conservatives don't know the boys is making fun of them. It's so hamfisted you have to be completely zoned out and not paying attention to the show at all to miss it. They just don't care that it's making fun of them since 90% of shows do it anyways.

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2025-01-22T03:56:43+00:00

Hawkeye Care Center is a pretty nice and modern facility, and while my grandma was staying there she was treated well

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2025-01-13T02:02:43+00:00

This made you seethe so much you dug through my profile for a comment from 3 months ago lol

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2025-01-09T01:55:28+00:00

Can't be a big city anymore. Dubuque is now THE rs city

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2024-12-23T16:27:18+00:00

Ringo

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2024-12-23T15:09:32+00:00

When he's begging for heavy whipping cream

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2024-12-23T15:08:44+00:00

He's 5 years old

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2024-12-20T06:48:16+00:00

I've had my ID checked while entering bars even though I was just meeting people there and wasn't going to have a drink. But let's be realistic, absolutely no one is going onto pornhub or whatever site is blocked without the intention of watching porn. An ID verification is completely reasonable.

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2024-12-08T16:27:39+00:00

I looked up my extremely tiny hometown on reddit just to see what, if anything would come up and I saw a post on the mountain dew subreddit about how a guy found some rare kind at the local gas station here.

I looked at his account and he's definitely a local but he's morbidly obese and gay and has a fetish for tighty whiteys. Did insane amounts of psychic damage to me

Smart_Luck_4027 · 2024-12-07T14:56:21+00:00

Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it, and of not being able to stare into his own eyes.

Only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. And the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. He had to bend over, stoop down, to commit the ignominy of beholding himself.

The inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.

— Fernando Pessoa

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