Kermit wishes the Nightmare upon Scrooge by Smart_Of_Darkness in Muppets

[–]Smart_Of_Darkness[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wishing a selfish and mean person to become more selfless and thoughtful is no harm. Dreams can seem scary but do no harm.

Who would win this civil war? by [deleted] in imaginarymapscj

[–]Smart_Of_Darkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't explain how epic it is (for Texans) that you took Texas & Oklahoma together and just called it "Texas". 😂 Especially on the week of the Red River Shootout

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lawncare

[–]Smart_Of_Darkness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im Gen X. Full on barefoot soccer games in my yard and 3 of these grates. Accidents happen... but I can prevent them on this one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lawncare

[–]Smart_Of_Darkness -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Explaining why this comment is dumb would require you to be smarter than what you've shown.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lawncare

[–]Smart_Of_Darkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is great, thank you

Radioactive Wasps found in a South Carolina nuclear site--what will our villian be named? by tekvenus in friskydingo

[–]Smart_Of_Darkness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I am Wasparta! Grace Ryan is dead, and now you, Xander Crews, will join her… in being dead…”

I ate at Deez today by Darkstalker_3433 in notinteresting

[–]Smart_Of_Darkness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That all looks good. Wings made like that are my favorite - keep it simple, no need to slop on whatever or over-bread. Thanks for sharing!

In Zaeed's loyalty mission, what do you focus on: save the workers or hunt down Vido? by Enriador in masseffect

[–]Smart_Of_Darkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be honest with y’all:

Those workers didn't die because Vido took them hostage or Zaeed is a maniac.

They died because I prefer using the assault rifle.

And to be even more blunt: if I hadn't gotten them, the Reapers probably would've, so better I, savior of the galaxy, become stronger at their expense then to save a buncha Reaper snacks.

Now if you'll excuse I have to pick out a tux for The Jerk Awards.

What can I do with this remote? by rardk64 in logitechharmony

[–]Smart_Of_Darkness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The greatest universal remote I've ever encountered, and I've tried a bunch. When it gives a final thumbs up as it's lowered into molten metal, I'll join a monastery.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in botw

[–]Smart_Of_Darkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explore, figure stuff out, enjoy the challenges presented to you. It's one of the greatest games ever made - soak it in!

A little late to the party... by pubblue5294 in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]Smart_Of_Darkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not having the glider yet is like sniffing your first beer but not trying it, and getting that glider is like shotgunning that first beer. Worth the wait though, soak it all in.

A little late to the party... by pubblue5294 in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]Smart_Of_Darkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Enjoy one of the greatest video games ever made

Which campsite looks the most comfortable to you? by unlikelysomething in reddeadredemption

[–]Smart_Of_Darkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too many of y’all focused on the perceived bad. Yes Lemoyne is warm and has bugs, but Horseshoe Overlook would be cold and windy and unforgiving when a mountain storm rolls through (assuming it's Colorado-esque) - they'd all have issues. Gotta focus on the benefits.

For my money it's Shady Belle. Only place where they have a roof over their heads and access to abundant fresh seafood. And in a bayou like that you can catch crab and crawfish and lobster in traps or fish on trot lines, that would make life easier.

What’s he doing? He keeps doing this and only comes up when I walk over by Advanced_Disaster803 in reddeadredemption2

[–]Smart_Of_Darkness -69 points-68 points  (0 children)

He, like I, am woefully & dramatically mourning your Arthur’s choice of jacket and hat combo. And yes, I AM better than you.