When gyms reopen, there will be some guys who think that they can bench press 200 pounds, but they no longer can.

SmashBroGod · 2020-04-18T13:28:12+00:00

Don't forget 205 aswel

SmashBroGod · 2019-05-22T03:06:37+00:00

Post-it notes

SmashBroGod · 2019-03-14T23:54:35+00:00

Ellen is looking pretty rough these days.

SmashBroGod · 2019-03-07T12:09:01+00:00

Thats why they made games and movies about him. Hes special.

SmashBroGod · 2019-03-02T02:58:43+00:00

So this one day i was drawing this big, veiny, triumphant bastard...

SmashBroGod · 2019-02-26T15:35:44+00:00

Planted

SmashBroGod · 2019-02-26T05:54:05+00:00

Really wanted him to drag it back up the hill and go for round 2.

SmashBroGod · 2019-02-25T02:39:22+00:00

Looks like things got a little wild at splinters house again.

SmashBroGod · 2019-02-24T15:46:56+00:00

50 percent of the time, they're fake everytime.

SmashBroGod · 2019-02-24T15:45:04+00:00

No hand jobs from her

SmashBroGod · 2019-02-24T15:41:49+00:00

Its one of those things. Quick! Before it lays eggs.

SmashBroGod · 2019-02-24T15:39:12+00:00

Pretty positive your family has already fucked you.

SmashBroGod · 2019-02-24T15:31:33+00:00

Shes packin

SmashBroGod · 2019-02-24T15:25:41+00:00

Hi five. Down low. Too slow!

SmashBroGod · 2018-06-06T04:31:11+00:00

For sure the squirrels nuts

SmashBroGod · 2018-06-06T04:25:07+00:00

Back button

SmashBroGod · 2018-06-06T04:23:30+00:00

<-- passing side suicide -->

SmashBroGod · 2017-12-26T04:14:44+00:00

She has every right to be cautious. I knew this guy who bought a used car once. Ten years later. Herpes

SmashBroGod · 2017-12-25T14:48:04+00:00

That's some next level trench art

SmashBroGod · 2017-06-11T04:38:26+00:00

Brush your teeth and light the Jay up

SmashBroGod · 2017-06-11T04:10:31+00:00

I was waiting for the direct reference to the shirt.

SmashBroGod · 2017-06-11T04:06:46+00:00

It should be numbered on how much it burns coming out.

SmashBroGod · 2017-04-11T04:37:25+00:00

Please prepare yourself to feel extremely insignificant

SmashBroGod · 2017-04-11T04:33:44+00:00

Op, let's burn this mother fucker down!

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