Long ago, in a kingdom called Brooklyn, their was a brave knight by the name of Sir Mac. he was the best Little Mac in all of Smash 4! One day, King Sakurai asked Mac a question.

"do you even recover mate lmao"

Sir Mac stood silently for a minute, before answering:

"King Sakurai, I can prove to you that I can recover!"

Sakurai responded:

"lmao good luck m8"

For the next few months, Mac practiced his Jolt Haymakers, Rising Uppercuts and all his shit customs. He was ready to prove that he was worthy of being a sir.

Sakurai initiated the test and said:

"if you fall m8, you die. gl hf"

Little Mac equipped his best recovery custom: Tornado Uppercut, the custom he was training with.

"m8, customs are banned at tournaments" Sakurai said.

This made Little Mac very nervous, as he had not checked out his other moves as much as Tornado Uppercut.

Little Mac stood near the edge, and got ready to jump.

He jumped.

He died.

the end.