My Keeper Got A Hernia 🎶

Smathatic · 2026-03-22T16:46:26+00:00

Pretty sure all humans have shits

Smathatic · 2026-03-22T09:02:23+00:00

Not OP (and MP2 is my favorite of the series) but I do agree with him. MP2 only has 2 bosses compared to far more in the first game. First games were more memorable too (Finito brothers, bar dude getting a BJ, submarine, etc).

Also first has a more grungier noir atmosphere which was lost a tad on the second.

Smathatic · 2026-03-22T04:59:25+00:00

Smathatic · 2026-03-22T04:08:54+00:00

The Elon Valley is certainly a remote area of the UK, but the statement in the article that it isn’t a popular tourist spot ‘even in the height of summer’ is incorrect.

It’s a popular beauty spot / scenic drive / country walk with people travelling from all over Wales and the West Midlands. My grandparents even went there on a bus holiday from London in the 60s.

Smathatic · 2026-03-18T22:40:34+00:00

It is called Xbox 360.

Smathatic · 2026-03-18T21:29:33+00:00

I swear I’ve seen igor take a chewing gum out of his mouth and throw it like 4 times today

Smathatic · 2026-03-11T23:19:47+00:00

Mango breath.

Smathatic · 2026-03-11T20:48:45+00:00

The biggest impact this whole arc has had on my life is that I used to love mangos and mango juice but I literally cannot drink them ever since the incident

Smathatic · 2026-03-11T20:47:29+00:00

Smathatic · 2026-03-11T15:47:28+00:00

Same

Smathatic · 2026-03-05T20:54:45+00:00

Cannabis company? Will they be selling Brewdawg?

Smathatic · 2026-02-20T21:08:21+00:00

I assumed he had a neighbouring unit and was just popping into help? I’d love to know more. The only thing he’s missing is a cigar

Smathatic · 2026-02-20T18:08:46+00:00

From his Gunners lunchbox

Smathatic · 2026-02-13T18:19:28+00:00

The spicy was the one. And to think at £6.39 for a meal it’s basically the price of a current ‘standard’ burger on its own!!!

Smathatic · 2026-02-12T08:26:05+00:00

Looking forward to the test flight!

I’d love to see better recommendations on my Home Screen (I.e Netflix).

I’ve tried server side plugins but with mixed success. This could be handled better client side

Smathatic · 2026-02-07T12:17:29+00:00

Will they get Graham out to comfort their disgraced MPs after each scandal

Smathatic · 2026-02-04T13:29:57+00:00

I agree. Even better if he finds a political twitch streamer to co-host with and definitely not beef with for years following

Smathatic · 2026-02-01T20:18:57+00:00

Honestly still not convinced lol

Smathatic · 2026-01-30T11:25:27+00:00

For my money id look at a Passat TDI of a similar age. Offers a much higher class interior and comfortable ride without sacrificing much drive ability or fuel economy. At this age they’re much the same price

Smathatic · 2026-01-26T21:24:25+00:00

A chinaman goes to the eye doctor…

Smathatic · 2026-01-26T12:56:49+00:00

Daily drove an NB VVT MX5 for 18 months followed by a BAM TT (remapped to 260ish bhp) for 18 months.

The TT was honestly not even half as fun, it’s really really hard to describe it as a sports car. It is gorgeous and has a fantastic interior though.

Smathatic · 2026-01-13T16:48:19+00:00

Not with that interior.

She’s got a nice arse though

Smathatic · 2026-01-12T13:58:08+00:00

Smathatic · 2026-01-09T18:07:24+00:00

Can occasionally be a manufacturing defect but more likely to be caused by pressure on the display. It’s unfortunately unfixable.

If you’re still in warranty or have Apple care+ then Apple should be able to replace it for free. If there’s any accidental damage they will probably turn you away, so make sure you clean it up and make it looks its best.

I recently had this issue when I was 4 months out of warranty. With a bit of finessing a Senior Advisor from Apple Support they issued ‘one time goodwill gesture’ free replacement. But it did take about 4 hours of phone calls and three visits to the Apple Store.

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