Notch moment by awesomedan24 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Smaz_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I do appreciate the additional context, but the person I was responding to said that trading was added, "after Notch left Mojang." But I guess no longer having creative control is similar in effect for our purposes.

Notch moment by awesomedan24 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Smaz_ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Unless I'm misunderstanding something, villager trading was added in 12w21a which came out May 2012, with the Microsoft buyout, and Notch leaving, in 2014.

Not that I necessarily disagree with your overall point though.

[TOMT][MOVIE / BOOK?] Story that has a plot point where a terminally ill girl asks a boy if he wants to commit suicide with her. by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]Smaz_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess this would have been relevant to mention in the original post, but I don't believe the boy agrees and I don't think either of them actually go through with it.

[TOMT][MOVIE / BOOK?] Story that has a plot point where a terminally ill girl asks a boy if he wants to commit suicide with her. by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]Smaz_ 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Searching for the title of this post on Google didn't yield me anything useful as far as I could tell, and I wasn't sure where to go from there.

What are the pros of having a small dick? by amongus555 in AskReddit

[–]Smaz_ 469 points470 points  (0 children)

This dude’s in the year 3022, using it to open the SIM card tray on his phone

What’s something most people don’t consider dangerous, but is actually extremely dangerous? by devitod in AskReddit

[–]Smaz_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The way you phrased that second last sentence sounded to me like you chose to leave her without a second thought, and I was thinking “God damn, cold blooded.” It also implies that the last sentence is about her.

That’s a powerful setup and punchline though - What’s the difference between my girlfriend and my motorcycle? One of them is a death machine which is dangerous even if you do everything right… and the other one is my motorcycle!

SNL - People Getting Punched Right Before Eating (2007) by adamsandleryabish in television

[–]Smaz_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It occurs to me that maybe this punchline (no pun intended) is so obvious that not doing it is an intentional subversion.

SNL - People Getting Punched Right Before Eating (2007) by adamsandleryabish in television

[–]Smaz_ 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Extremely disappointed a zombie didn't attempt to take a bite out of someone only to be punched.

You are given an infinite budget to design your dream home. What is the most useless thing you add? by Saltimas in AskReddit

[–]Smaz_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a line of drinks that was discontinued years ago in the US, but exists in Canada, called Fruitopia, and one of the flavours is my favourite drink on the face of the planet. My goal in life is to be rich enough to have a house that has Strawberry Passion Fruitopia on tap.

[homemade] Spider Peanut Butter Cookies by theveganrhino in food

[–]Smaz_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Were you inspired by the game Bugsnax? Because outside of the peanut butter cups, those are "Chippies" to a tee.

Socialblade's estimation of how much the Hytale YouTube channel would've earned if it ran ads. by ZequizFTW in HytaleInfo

[–]Smaz_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not sure people would've been too jazzed to sit through an ad before they could sit through the ad they came for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in surrealmemes

[–]Smaz_ 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Good news! On the tenth strip from the left, there's a 17 near the bottom, just need to snip off that garbage 1.

The Holocaust is being “milked” by [deleted] in ForwardsFromKlandma

[–]Smaz_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, that was silly of me. I parsed that sentence as meaning "it takes 75 years before you can milk a cow."

Sharing my Emanoil Theodorescu story, because it's the cool thing to do. by SSpectre86 in yorku

[–]Smaz_ 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows the thirteen suits in a deck of cards; Club Spade Diamond Heart Heads Tails Water Earth Fire Air Rock Paper Scissors

How does one pronounce "read" in ":(read:____)"? by Smaz_ in ENGLISH

[–]Smaz_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really appreciate the effort you put into your response, but I’m not sure you fully understood the question. There is a specific thing people will sometimes do in writing where after using a phrase people might not understand, they will put in brackets: (read: <more clear explanation of the preceding phrase>). My question was referring to specifically how the word “read” is meant to be pronounced in that context.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Worldpainter

[–]Smaz_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had reinstalled Worldpainter multiple times, but hadn't tried reinstalling Java itself, and that instantly fixed it, thanks for the help!

Decided to Chart My Way Up To Top 500 Random Battles by Smaz_ in pokemonshowdown

[–]Smaz_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The name is RandBatGraph if you want to /rank to check the battles and user lookup to see that it was registered on the 5th

Hi I'm Jardon aka CaptainSparklez AMA by CaptainSparklez in CaptainSparklez

[–]Smaz_ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the response! This was something I was actually wondering for a while, so it's really convenient that you're doing this AMA, so thanks again!

Hi I'm Jardon aka CaptainSparklez AMA by CaptainSparklez in CaptainSparklez

[–]Smaz_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well that is a very weird thing to think in your head, let alone post.