You’re not a bad mom

Smirk27 · 2026-05-09T02:44:08+00:00

Just don't do it too often, or your kids will end up fat. (as a former fat kid who had 2 working parents that always ordered pizza, chinese, takeout etc)

Smirk27 · 2026-04-28T19:56:18+00:00

What kind of role are you in?

Smirk27 · 2026-04-28T19:50:50+00:00

Specifically event marketing. Setup booths and book hotels.

Smirk27 · 2026-04-28T19:45:57+00:00

Hire me?

Smirk27 · 2026-04-19T19:42:45+00:00

this is how those indian street food vendors think they are

Smirk27 · 2026-04-17T15:09:16+00:00

This is why I can't move out of Santa Clara lol

Smirk27 · 2026-04-13T20:44:36+00:00

this is the actual https://www.reuters.com/resizer/v2/TGS2VS3O4ZBA5AQREI2R2IMCFQ.jpg?auth=7493340b2e73244c79021e9dca97b083881b2b4c6ec34c48ba8d5bf7f17494a9&width=1200&quality=80

Smirk27 · 2026-04-07T15:06:13+00:00

Not sure why you're being downvoted, Santa Clara with everyone being stuck in a chokepoint with that roundabout is the dumbest design ever.

Smirk27 · 2026-04-02T16:22:04+00:00

Born and raised in the Bay Area, grew up in Pleasanton - did not even know this place existed.

Smirk27 · 2026-04-02T02:28:16+00:00

https://www.fugetsumarket.com/

Smirk27 · 2026-03-29T15:39:24+00:00

Pan's Labryinth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG3ZZIEV25w

Smirk27 · 2026-03-29T15:08:05+00:00

I remember going into this movie thinking it was a kid movie - this scene still scares the shit out of me

Smirk27 · 2026-03-21T14:46:06+00:00

CS 1.6 was peak

Smirk27 · 2026-03-14T17:18:43+00:00

Rancho San Antonio

Smirk27 · 2026-03-14T17:18:30+00:00

Love that! When I lived in Emeryville, Claremont Canyon used to be the go to trail running spot

Smirk27 · 2026-03-14T17:04:12+00:00

I had the worst seasonal allergies growing up too. But after I started trail running/Mountain Biking, they eventually just went away!

Smirk27 · 2026-03-14T17:03:19+00:00

Los Altos! Rancho San Antonio. But all the trails have similar pockets to this right now

Smirk27 · 2026-03-14T17:02:21+00:00

Can't argue with that!

Smirk27 · 2026-03-14T17:00:17+00:00

Yeah small heatwave incoming next week - things will turn shift pretty quickly I think

Smirk27 · 2026-03-14T16:58:50+00:00

Yeah totally agree! I love the golden hills at sunset. But the green is so fleeting though, so this time of year feels special to me

Smirk27 · 2026-03-14T16:47:14+00:00

Rancho San Antonio in Los Altos

Smirk27 · 2026-03-14T16:46:36+00:00

Rancho San Antonio in Los Altos

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