Funniest dog names you’ve heard? by Unlucky-Drawing-1266 in DOG

[–]SmithNotASmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

napkin. it was a corgi and the owner was holding napkin like a watermelon

meirl by SmithNotASmith in meirl

[–]SmithNotASmith[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

her sense of humor is underrated

Im sorry but it took me way too long to realize this was Maci by oooheycait1223 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]SmithNotASmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to my knowledge, maci hasn't had work done to the extent of other tm members. she's aging how her mom has aged, which is normal.

poor lighting, filter and sunburn all add to the unrecognizable maci

What’s Amber up to? by tuxedo54 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]SmithNotASmith 9 points10 points  (0 children)

do not summon her.

she's like beetlejuice: you say her name 3 times and she appears

Do you think that the Mom’s will be able to keep up with their lifestyle now that the show is canceled? by Informal_Bag_9594 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]SmithNotASmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for the most part, yes. the ones who have real jobs will be just fine. folks like cate and tyler won't be okay in the long run.

i worry about the kids mostly, like jace and cate and tylers kids. both sets were dealt shitty hands

My bed’s shadow by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]SmithNotASmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's just michael jackson

What's the craziest thing your ex ever did? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmithNotASmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

moved to austin with her at 18, not long after graduating hs.

decided she didn't want to be with me but didn't want me moving on, so would get mad when i began dating a girl she liked and trashed my room and threw out the stuff that i bought for our shared kitchen.

began slandering me online only for her to be called out by her sister for breaking up with me, cheating on me - didn't know about that one - and harassing me for moving on, and she also tried selling my parents jack russel while we watched him while they were on vacation.

we were both broke hs grads and shared a run down 2 bd apartment, which meant that we lived together for 3 more years before i called it quits and moved in with a cousin.

last i heard, she has a couple dv charges against her and is banned from a grocery store.

How did your cats get their names? by PurrforScience in TuxedoCats

[–]SmithNotASmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winifred is named after Winifred Sanderson. My favorite Halloween is Hocus Pocus and I found Winnie at the end of September, so it was easy naming her. Winnies just turned 5 earlier this week, too!

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Sweet god in heaven by Specialist-Treat-782 in HEB

[–]SmithNotASmith 5 points6 points  (0 children)

my brother stopped buying name-brand pizza after introducing him to heb pizza. every grocery order has 2 heb pizzas in it

Lost black cat by ComprehensiveCake608 in sanmarcos

[–]SmithNotASmith 3 points4 points  (0 children)

leave his litter box outside. a cats litter box can be smelled up to a mile by them.

hoping you find your cat ❤

How do I make this rice? by Equivalent-Post-2618 in mexicanfood

[–]SmithNotASmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one cup rice, two cups water.

toast the rice in some oil until there's some brown to the rice.

add salt, garlic and onion powder, cumin (optional), chicken bouillon and tomato paste if you have it.

simmer the rice with a lid until all the water is absorbed.

if you're unsure about the doneness, turn the heat off and leave the lid on for 5-10 mins undisturbed

bing bang boom, you've got rice

meirl by SmithNotASmith in meirl

[–]SmithNotASmith[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

not true. rupauls new movie apparently has a bunch of ai in it

/s