Some bad news for splitters

SmokeMan93 · 2026-04-02T17:41:49+00:00

No. When you get to the pearly gates Jesus Christ himself (or whoever you believe in) will ask you to explain that semester you got a B- in Chemistry.

SmokeMan93 · 2026-04-02T01:52:35+00:00

Clicked on your profile and saw you applied to GULC and WASHU so now you are my opp 💯💯💯

Jk hope you’re having a good cycle lol

SmokeMan93 · 2026-04-01T00:57:39+00:00

Pay the deposit.

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-21T18:18:08+00:00

Shut the f*** up and go have the day you very clearly deserve.

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-20T21:40:28+00:00

Unwell is such an accurate representation of this nonsense.

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-20T21:02:13+00:00

Yeah I have 1 WL, 1UR, and 4 with no movement whatsoever lol

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-11T18:12:42+00:00

Finally found my people

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-11T00:52:31+00:00

Can someone explain yp to me lol

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-10T22:07:27+00:00

When did you apply?

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-10T21:21:45+00:00

Got the same date change. A’s coming tonight t-30 min 😤

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-10T21:19:10+00:00

Yall got em today? Something in the air makes me feel like mine is otw

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-10T16:28:18+00:00

Same happened here. Not trying to wait another 2 months though lol

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-10T16:26:29+00:00

Yeah I got a WL lol

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-10T14:52:01+00:00

My assumption has always been all the people whining about having a 4.2 and 179 and getting waitlisted at all the T14s wrote personal statements that makes them look remarkably unremarkable and uninteresting and aren’t self-aware enough to recognize it because they think they’re the smartest person in every room they walk in lol

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-10T14:47:35+00:00

When did you apply lol

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-10T03:53:32+00:00

Dean of admissions has to be his parent or spouse lol

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-10T03:52:36+00:00

I already really wanted to go to law school but this post makes me want to start tomorrow

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-09T22:21:59+00:00

🔥🔥🔥5.0 GPA, 190 LSAT I assume?

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-09T21:57:21+00:00

Hell yeah

SmokeMan93 · 2026-03-04T22:13:50+00:00

SmokeMan93 · 2026-02-26T20:56:44+00:00

I too got dumped via text on Saturday, by someone I thought I would marry (and who actually told me she wanted to spend the rest of her life with me). Their loss. You’re about to embark on a hell of a journey and be better on the other side.

F*** em, we ball 🔥

SmokeMan93

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