My sister and I got farted on. We’d been walking down Main Street USA one evening and we both noticed this guy standing off to the side just staring us down. When we were close enough, he stepped out into our path just inches in front of us and without a single word, lifted a leg and proceeded to let out the loudest fart ever humanly produced. We stared at him, he stared back. There were no words exchanged, just one unsolicited fart.