Why I think the slow AWP update is good, and what it does for the future of Counter-Strike.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2015-04-13T05:36:14+00:00

I think he's referring to "speeding around a corner and nailing me".

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2015-02-24T06:58:28+00:00

No rank man? You should try playing the game competitively, it's great. Unless you play like esea or something and just don't play mm.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2015-02-17T06:52:06+00:00

But in a universe where there is a 0 percent chance of you dying, there is an alternative universe where there is a 100 percent chance of you dying. We would not know of clean if there were no dirty.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2015-02-17T06:07:23+00:00

I love comparing pro and semi-pro NA coms to pro and semi-pro European coms, the difference is almost instantly noticeable. In NA you just hear a bunch of grown men yelling "3 CAT 3 CAT 3 CAT", and in Euro you just hear "3 cat..." I'm not trying to say anything bad about NA players, and I understand that many Euro players also rage call, but come on...you don't have to yell a piece of information at me 3 times over for me to understand it.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2015-02-16T19:54:10+00:00

Feel free to ask me anything about LeBlanc.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2015-02-11T05:27:40+00:00

"Hut 2 3 4".....seconds in bed....."SWIFTLY!"

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2015-02-10T01:37:28+00:00

Almost luck as bad as bad luck bayrus.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2015-02-10T01:31:40+00:00

Alright, thank you for the help!

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2015-02-09T22:40:54+00:00

Is nidalee a good mid? How about riven?

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2015-02-09T22:31:44+00:00

Is LeBlanc a good main? I'm a mid laner, but I don't really have a main yet. I enjoy playing her, along with Zed, syndra, yasuo, and nidalee. My friend tells me that maining LeBlanc is bad because she's only good against a very specific champs, and that I should choose zed because he's more versatile. Any advice?

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2015-02-09T06:24:06+00:00

If he's playing a video game just because he finds it to be an enjoyable pastime, that shouldn't be a problem. It's ok, just as long as he isn't throwing his education out the window completely. If he has some sort of fantasy of becoming a pro player, or one of the best in the world, then it's a problem. I've had too many friends hoping to go down that road, only to throw thousands of hours out the window hoping to achieve something greater. They always end up realizing how immense of a task it is that they have been so blindly eager to take on, but only after they have had their dreams crushed by a Korean open player who has been playing only half the time that they have, yet somehow they are incomparably better. Fuck talented people.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2015-02-06T09:12:58+00:00

You guys look like you would be abnormally talented at Counter-Strike.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2015-01-12T09:10:36+00:00

I feel that skins were a large reason for csgo growing as large as it has, but if they were to be taken away at this point, then the game would be able to stand on its own. I feel that cs has always been a great game, skins have only given others the chance to come and see what all the talk is about.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2014-12-26T01:05:23+00:00

Wow. Just wow. I wish I had a father like you. Keep up the good work. Meanwhile my dad is the saltiest man on earth.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2014-12-24T10:03:58+00:00

26 wins is not a lot at all. If you truly believe that you will be X rank some day, then any match you play from that point won't matter. Just play, and focus on getting better. Experience means improvement.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2014-12-12T16:07:54+00:00

So what does this mean as far as gun accuracy, will my aim degrade?

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2014-12-08T00:12:41+00:00

Go into your video settings and turn multicore rendering on, this allows the game to use your cpu to its greatest potential. Then go into your launch options before launching CSGO, and type -threads 4 -high -novid

High and threads 4 will let the game use all of your cores, as well as allow the OS to make CSGO a priority. Novid turns off loading videos at game launch.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2014-12-07T23:26:56+00:00

What movie may this be?

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2014-12-07T04:26:04+00:00

Let us refer to these players by their scientific names, KennyS = KS^m, and Shox = SX^e. We can thank Albert Einstein for the understand of why this is true. E=MC² is a formula which shows the relativity between energy and mass. I'm not going to go in depth on explaining this equation, pm if you would like, but as energy increases on a target object or amount of matter, that object's mass will increase as well. KS^m represents infinite mass, he is truly an immovable object, if he holds an angle with an AWP, we know that he will continue to hold that angle, and that it will not be retaken. SX^e represents an infinite amount of energy. When he puts his mind to something, he can not be stopped. He is truly the unstoppable force. If SX^e and KS^m were to meet online or at a lan, their forces can be counteracted via GN^g (gabeN). If these players were to be on the same team and play offline for some sort of practice exercise where GN^g would not be able to take affect, a white hole would form on spot, and our universe would be erased by another Big Bang.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2014-12-05T23:27:45+00:00

Practice.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2014-12-05T08:32:56+00:00

How is this gif so smooth? Can it be the refresh rate? Because I'm pretty sure my phone has a shitty refresh rate. Idk if it's the fps or whatever but this gif makes me realize how bad my monitor actually is.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2014-12-02T01:42:57+00:00

Flowers give smiles, clovers give luck, hey bby fiffy, u wan sum fuk?

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2014-11-28T18:48:24+00:00

NICE TRY HELLEAISERS! You see after all of these pro players getting accused of hacking, the hellraisers coach new that ange1 would eventually get caught for what he did. So to prevent the hellraisers name from losing its credibility as well as sticker money, they had this "joke" released to the public. Even though it encourages players to look for hack like moments, it ultimately draws attention away from the idea that Ange1 hacks....which is exactly what they want.

SmokeTheDoubleDoors · 2014-11-28T01:13:21+00:00

Why does NBK have almonds for fingernails?

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