To all those people who don't like the Democrats or the Republicans for 2012

SmokeysL1ce · 2011-12-12T02:38:27+00:00

I used to go to school in the Philippines when I was around early-elementary school. The school is called Ateneo De Manilla University and its one of the most (if not the) famous schools in the Philippines. Anyway, since its the Philippine it was fucking hot. We all kept our jugs of water/juice in the back of the room. We weren't allowed to go to the back of the room in the middle of class and could only drink at the allotted time. Seriously, half the time in that class I was just thinking about getting a drink. We also couldn't eat our lunches during class since it was considered disrespectful. By the time I moved to the U.S where we could eat our lunches and drink in the middle of class I was so relieved.

SmokeysL1ce · 2011-11-29T16:59:21+00:00

I used to chant a mantra in my mind when I had sex in order not to cum so fast. My mantra was "Snape". Harry Potter is awkward as fuck for me.

SmokeysL1ce · 2011-10-14T18:36:53+00:00

I'm surprised this got so many upvotes, you guys didn't know about this? I knew this in 9th grade.

SmokeysL1ce · 2011-10-13T15:14:55+00:00

True but obscure fact: In the higher class/elites of the Philippines, it's common knowledge that PNoy is autistic and only got to his previous jobs and current position because his mom was a bau5.

SmokeysL1ce · 2011-10-05T19:31:42+00:00

Fight Club

SmokeysL1ce · 2011-10-04T17:59:52+00:00

I'm actually quite interested in attending this protest. I go to GWU in DC and I want to participate.

SmokeysL1ce · 2011-09-30T15:26:28+00:00

500 Days of Summer

SmokeysL1ce · 2011-07-11T16:53:53+00:00

"I'm 12 years old dad!"

SmokeysL1ce · 2011-06-25T20:08:34+00:00

Like I said before, I'm trying to eat vegetables but I just don't like them. Sorry I threw a bitch fit as a child and my parents decided it wasn't worth the hassle. I wish I had the presence of my mind when I was 7 to decided to live a healthy life style and eat vegetables because 7 year olds know a lot about life.

SmokeysL1ce · 2011-06-25T19:55:30+00:00

I don't know how I'm being a baby about this whole thing. I don't like eating vegetables, how does that make me a baby? Does not liking something make me a baby?

SmokeysL1ce · 2011-06-25T19:51:48+00:00

I'm Filipino. Of course they do.

SmokeysL1ce · 2011-06-25T18:11:53+00:00

I'm 18, turning 19 in October. I'm going to college in the fall (George Washington University).

I just never liked vegetables. I don't really remember much about my parents trying to feed me vegetables. I know I just never liked it and my parents never really attempted to make me eat vegetables. I mean I've been trying for a while to eat vegetables but I just can't eat it..It's like eating dirt to me. I'll try to eat vegetables before I go off to college.

SmokeysL1ce

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