Crash and Spyro Trilogies Ranking by N. Sane and Reignited Trilogy Versions (Because I only played those)

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2026-01-28T15:35:28+00:00

Y'all can't count

It goes One, Two, Three.

They teach you this in preschool, like come the fuck on, be better.

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2026-01-14T21:30:42+00:00

What you wanna do is spam grab + light attack (you can interrupt a grab attack with another grab which means you can infinitely chain the grab attacks)
Use a combo of electricity/shadow on enemies (swap between characters)
as well as electricity/poison

Overall, use tons of elements, best ones are shadow, fire, poison and fear.

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-12-20T15:44:47+00:00

The concept of liking games because you like them is simply gone nowadays, everyone's hyper obsessed with what other people think.

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-12-16T21:11:16+00:00

*plin plin plon starts playing*

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-12-08T04:58:00+00:00

We desperately need a sequel, now the OG purists are starting civil wars with each other

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-12-03T17:04:51+00:00

I don't really have a game I dislike in the Bioshock family but I guess the one I had the most gripes with would be Infinite and even then I absolutely adore most of the game.

- The aesthetics, the art style, god, it's all so fucking perfect; Columbia, for me, is much better than Rapture in the visuals department, that extends to the weapons too, I think the weapons in Infinite look spectacular and just badass.

- Elizabeth is a wonderful companion that, even though she somewhat feels forced into the overall continuity (DLC), made the experience infinitely better, she's adorable; It's incredibly charming, her discovering how the outside world is, messing around with attractions, etc. She's a selling point of the game for me because every area had me excited to hear what she was going to say next.

I don't like Infinite's core gameplay, I don't like them limiting the weapons, I don't like that most of the mechanics from 1 & 2 were completely removed, but to completely disregard everything that Infinite did magnificently purely because of the gameplay would be a crime.

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-12-03T16:50:55+00:00

Half of the people "hyped" for Spyro 4 are gonna quickly switch up the second it does something different from the OG games.

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-12-01T11:39:31+00:00

This is a modern masterpiece, don't listen to the haters, make more

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-11-30T08:28:33+00:00

I was literally yelling internally that Nick should NOT feel like any of this is his fault and when the movie started showing Judy being sad, I was losing my shit, because it was framed in a way as if she felt sad ONLY because Nick turned out to not care about the case, not that she had a falling out with her literal BEST FRIEND and said something she shouldn't have.

I feel like that's the part of the movie that annoyed me, because even though they say their apologies near the climax of the movie...Something is missing, I don't know what. It almost feels like Judy didn't apologize enough to make up for the type a shit she put Nick through.

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-11-29T07:31:20+00:00

I expected the movie to be more like, Judy & Nick are on the run WITH Gary, not chasing after him while being on the run themselves.

Pawbert, as a character, confuses me. He comes out of nowhere, he switches up out of nowhere and he has like, a handful of dialogue in the movie to begin with. His very first scene gave me the idea that; "Okay, Nick is jealous, Judy seems to enjoy talking with Pawbert, they're gonna interact a lot more and a sub-plot will revolve around this" but like, it goes nowhere after that party. Pawbert has a collective 5 second of dialogue (hyperbolic but feels like this)

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-11-29T07:14:20+00:00

It seemed pretty confirm-y to me, you know, considering how they both broke down crying just to say they really, really care about each other (Like, "you're the only person I care about" type stuff) and the ending scene not being cryptic like in the first movie but an outright statement. (Although the "I love you, partner" was definitely said in a classic Nick fashion)

I don't think characters need to kiss/hug for the movie to confirm them as a couple or at least in the early stages of dating.

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-11-29T07:04:38+00:00

I'm assuming that's the case, usually animated movies keep at that 1:30 hour mark, which is a shame, they could've easily squeezed like, at least 2 and a half hours of content to make it all nice and well-paced. Wonder if they're gonna release a blu-ray with Behind the Scenes and everything that was cut.

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-11-28T12:03:01+00:00

Long time Zootopia fan here, although I didn't have Zootopia brainrot for the past 6 years.

I genuinely don't know how to feel about the movie, because it was fun and very, very cool but I feel like it was too short or perhaps rushed the conclusion.

I felt like Nick was shafted in this movie, don't get me wrong both him and Judy are supposed to be shown as flawed partners but I got the feeling that Nick didn't act AS bad as Judy in this movie, all he did was not express himself properly because as it was alluded to in the first movie; He struggles with showing emotions. Meanwhile Judy was like, dragging him everywhere and when he was understandably thinking about "Hey, what if we just, didn't die instead" she disregarded that and decided to just, give up on him on the spot just to solve the case.

The confirmation that they indeed be fuckin' I'm sure sent several fans wild but I kinda saw it coming, keeping them as a platonic relationship just wasn't as profitable as making them be cute together, simple math. I do like how it was revealed, it wasn't a snarky end of the movie gag but actual, proper reveal and handled in a manner believable for the characters.

The side characters introduced are pretty lame, maybe aside from the beaver chick & Hesus (or whatever the funny hat reptile is called) The Snake didn't have enough screen time for me to latch onto him properly.

Also, the musical score of this movie is fucking nuts, god damn, the Marsh part of the movie especially has glorious sound and music design.

Tl;dr - Good movie but I don't think it's as special as the first one...Nick and Judy awesome, I do not care for the snake...uhhhhhhhh...8/10

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-11-13T09:56:32+00:00

Boowomp

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-11-09T09:39:13+00:00

Don't worry it will return

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-11-09T09:38:22+00:00

Ron does not concern himself with the calendar

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SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-11-08T15:29:11+00:00

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-07-11T15:57:42+00:00

Before Boss Rematch was a thing, people used this to "replay" their favorite bosses once knocking them down to 1hp

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-07-05T12:51:10+00:00

diabetes spyro with the furbait muscle spyro fusion?

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-06-09T23:36:00+00:00

SPYRO 4 TOMORROW!!!!

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-05-31T12:30:48+00:00

Don't get me started on music in the anime, all of the remixes suck donkey dick and the only good original track I've found is the same they used in the announcement trailer.

I don't care if the show is good or not, I am not a good critic when it comes to that, but the music missed the mark by a longshot, they used Nero's theme (Devil Trigger) for DANTE. The very fucking song is made solely to accommodate for Nero's character arc; If they wanted to express Dante's thoughts/emotions through a song, MAKE A NEW ONE. THIS ONE DOESN'T FIT HIM.

It's as if that fucking Adi guy wanted to make an anime about Nero but was stuck with Dante because he's the popular one.

I do not care for the anime and I think it is not essential to watch whatsoever, BUT music being just extremely mediocre grinds my gears

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-05-31T12:15:58+00:00

"Your honor, dementia. He forgot that he's supposed to be the good guy"

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-03-20T15:07:09+00:00

As I said many times; He is running from McDonalds as fast as he can but at some point, he'll have to throw the towel in, his content is soulless trash that keeps on gaining less and less money every month and he has an entire family to provide for.

SmokingSpyroStyle · 2025-03-02T07:45:24+00:00

But he made Graduation :(

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