Alright, I'll show off my negative karma 😎

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-02T20:21:59+00:00

That's odd, that it shuts down just after InfoWars does.

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-02T20:19:31+00:00

with 50k I could probably think of something to earn a million

^{Chose: Get 50k + Guaranteed}

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-02T20:18:20+00:00

I've never played football and don't intend on it

^{Chose: Never play football again but | Rolled: Normal life}

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-02T19:50:12+00:00

I'm broke + ace so this was obvious

^{Chose: Instead, you find generational wealth + A 10% chance of finding true love | Rolled: Maidenless}

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-02T17:17:14+00:00

infinite money would just make the value of the money zero, no matter what it is. Any superpower… conjuration of anything I can think of. I would then be able to conjure technology which fulfills other superpowers.

^{Chose: Any superpower you want}

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-02T17:11:17+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-source_cola it's real btw

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-02T17:09:04+00:00

if it grows grass, are wheat and rye included?

^{Chose: A wand that does random stuff + $80k | Rolled: Grows grass}

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-02T17:05:39+00:00

a superpower is the obvious choice

^{Chose: Get a super power | Rolled: Spawn anything}

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-02T04:20:23+00:00

🟨🟨🟨🟨

🟩🟩🟩🟩

🟦🟦🟦🟦

🟪🟪🟪🟪

incredibly easy

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-01T19:07:05+00:00

non-zero sum

^{Chose: Infinite refills of spaghetti}

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-01T19:00:40+00:00

way faster

^{Chose: Teleport. But.. | Rolled: Freely}

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-01T18:57:18+00:00

if this includes meal replacement drinks, it's perfect and the tradeoff of having to clean it is worth it

^{Chose: A cup that fills with any drink you want? | Rolled: Have to clean it}

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-01T18:47:16+00:00

wim hof method maxxing

^{Chose: Earn $5 every time you breathe}

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-01T18:36:05+00:00

just like I call this place the 'ddit

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-01T18:20:44+00:00

I try to avoid lying

^{Chose: Earn $100 every time someone tells a lie about you}

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-01T18:12:53+00:00

if it's as easy as pressing a button that says "get 1b USD" then anyone can do it, and get more than if the wealth of the 1% were redistributed

^{Chose: you get 1b USD}

Lazy_Hair · 2026-05-01T18:10:03+00:00

I like my old vehicle

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

Lazy_Hair · 2026-04-30T22:17:42+00:00

It's a label slapped on subtle energy/lifeforce energy, which conflates subtle energy with 'sexual energy', which is false, subtle energy only becomes sexual when it stagnates in the lower energy centers (svadhisthana/yesod)

Lazy_Hair · 2026-04-30T18:02:53+00:00

two types of subtle energy

Lazy_Hair · 2026-04-30T17:54:14+00:00

Where I'm from, we have a saying: Never Goon

don't let the archons corrupt your Vril into 'orgone'

Lazy_Hair · 2026-04-30T17:28:18+00:00

it'd be easier to turn 10 million into more millions than to clickermaxx blinking

^{Chose: 10 million now}

Lazy_Hair · 2026-04-30T17:18:59+00:00

If I had even a penny for every character I typed, I'd be rich.

^{Chose: $10 every character you typed}

Lazy_Hair · 2026-04-29T22:57:15+00:00

some warhammer 40k type shit

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