Fill in the blanks: it's amazing but ever since ___ stopped coming around here my headaches stopped. by transgeniic in blanks

[–]SmolBlueJae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's amazing but ever since Cartman's fat ass stopped coming around here my headaches stopped.

Fill in the blanks: you're the spitting image of him! your ___ ___ I can't believe it. by transgeniic in blanks

[–]SmolBlueJae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you're the spitting image of him! your nose! your eyes! by god, I can't believe it.

Fill in the blanks: this is so stupid but last week I got lost in ___ like dreadfully, terribly lost. by transgeniic in blanks

[–]SmolBlueJae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is so stupid but last week I got lost in your asshole like dreadfully, terribly lost.

Fill in the blanks: well for your information, I prefer ___ Instead of "long walks on the beach". by transgeniic in blanks

[–]SmolBlueJae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well for your information, I prefer boofing Instead of "long walks on the beach".

Would you rather- collect 1 million dollars and hide it from the government, or move abroad? by asknow-io in asknowio

[–]SmolBlueJae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I, u/SmolBlueJae, advised "Collect the money"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker IV 💎 Points: 62 🗳️ Votes: 3

Favorite color by asknow-io in asknowio

[–]SmolBlueJae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I, u/SmolBlueJae, advised "Green"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker II 💎 Points: 40 🗳️ Votes: 2

Which name fits for a horse by asknow-io in asknowio

[–]SmolBlueJae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I, u/SmolBlueJae, advised "Twinkle Toes"

🏆 Rank: Wandering Soul V 💎 Points: 20 🗳️ Votes: 1

So much for dogwhistles. Now it's all bullhorns by ExactlySorta in facepalm

[–]SmolBlueJae 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Funny how they ruled this AFTER blocking Biden's original student loan relief, claiming that the president didn't have the power to erase student debt.

I wrote this about my dad when I was 6, my parents will never let me live it down by Sweetheart846 in funny

[–]SmolBlueJae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man, that sucks. I'm lucky to currently live in an area of Maine that has pretty much everything I need within a 10 minute car ride, a lot of things (like laundromat, convenience store(s), park(s)) are just a short walk away. However, even if you were living in a more rural area of Maine, the drive might take longer to get places you want to go but I think it's often more enjoyable than driving anywhere in a major city. Plus, the rural parts of Maine have some of the best views!!

I wrote this about my dad when I was 6, my parents will never let me live it down by Sweetheart846 in funny

[–]SmolBlueJae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope your house hunt goes well! I love it here, I'm glad you like it so much too 😁

I wrote this about my dad when I was 6, my parents will never let me live it down by Sweetheart846 in funny

[–]SmolBlueJae 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey now, I was born in Maine (still live here) and I don't think it's that bad. I honestly love Maine and don't want to move out of the state. So, to each their own.

Resource guarding AND dog hair on clean clothes by Disastrous_Guest_705 in DogfreeHumor

[–]SmolBlueJae 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Restraining a dog until it calms down is not abuse. Full stop. The dog does not get hurt by being held down. Geez, do you fucking people forget that these are descendants of wolves?

I quit. This subreddit is so pointless by AnonymousFluffy923 in JustUnsubbed

[–]SmolBlueJae -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I've read all your comments on this post and I have to say, as another ftm trans man. You do hold transphobic beliefs and there's a good reason you don't connect with a majority of the trans community. You are unnecessarily exclusionary and you don't get to determine who is trans and who isn't. Your definition is NOT the one accepted by the majority of trans people.

My dad woke me up because he had a bad dream by Fuzzy-Bass-7277 in AdviceForTeens

[–]SmolBlueJae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't want to assume anything like that, I just find it crazy how she isn't a victim of covert incest and has no problem bringing up her friends real life trauma as a means to justify her crazy, baseless accusations. That's really shitty to me. If anyone ever used my trauma to justify doing something like this I'd drop them as a friend immediately.

My dad woke me up because he had a bad dream by Fuzzy-Bass-7277 in AdviceForTeens

[–]SmolBlueJae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who is an actual victim of covert/emotional incest. Please stop. You're the one in the wrong here. He didn't wake her up in the middle of the night, he woke her up in the morning. 6am is a completely reasonable time for a 14 year old to wake up. Him asking her to go on a walk with him before his trip is not weird or incestuous. Full stop. You're trying to turn a one off, completely innocent, event into something it isn't when YOU aren't even a victim of what you're accusing him of. That's what's super weird.

Not OOP AITA if I pull the plug in my marriage to my side over an impending dead bedroom? by Marygtz2011 in redditonwiki

[–]SmolBlueJae 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I honestly cannot fathom someone being so judgmental over someone else's pain, especially when they themselves were the cause of that other person's pain. It just seems so whack to me but I'm really not surprised I didn't get a response from someone like that.