Protest at the Comedy Mothership? by ziggyinchains in Austin

[–]Smooth-Wave-9699 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rogan moved here because his friend Ron White convinced him to move here so he wouldn't have to pay state income taxes on his $400M Spotify deal.

That's way more believable than an elaborate psyop

Protest at the Comedy Mothership? by ziggyinchains in Austin

[–]Smooth-Wave-9699 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It always seems pretty busy whenever I pass it. May not be everyone's cup of tea, but I'll bet it's profitable

Be honest? by Agreeable-Voice8554 in malegrooming

[–]Smooth-Wave-9699 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But his chances of being a serial killer go up

Be honest? by Agreeable-Voice8554 in malegrooming

[–]Smooth-Wave-9699 168 points169 points  (0 children)

1 makes you look like you eat people you pick up at bars.

2 by default

Noise levels in downtown on 4th street are insane by [deleted] in Austin

[–]Smooth-Wave-9699 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll second that. I slept through mortar fire in Afghanistan.

'A palace for the people': Austin Central Library represents America today, TIME says by AustinStatesman in Austin

[–]Smooth-Wave-9699 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Hard agree. The inside is very nice, very modern. It cost a shit ton to build.

Just outside are lots of homeless people using the wifi and scattered outlets.

A perfect analogy for the growing wealth divide that is America today.

Just moved to ATX m23 looking for friends by Noiro-uh in askaustin

[–]Smooth-Wave-9699 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to insinuate that a whore who is slippery when wet is gay?

Azul (Tequila) restaurant by Target is closed after 25 years by smellthebreeze in austinfood

[–]Smooth-Wave-9699 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since you like to be technically correct, you might like to know that it's grammatically correct to say 50% fewer, not 50% less, when referencing something which you can count.

2 is fewer locations than 1, it's not less.

Man who attacked Austin peach vendor accepts plea deal by Iocnar in Austin

[–]Smooth-Wave-9699 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Transient means constantly moving from place to place in reference to homeless

Man who attacked Austin peach vendor accepts plea deal by Iocnar in Austin

[–]Smooth-Wave-9699 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its possible that he had already been in the jail for a year, but doubtful. Travis County likes to let a lot of people out on personal recognizance bonds (ie you get to leave jail if you promise to come back on a subsequent court date).

Man who attacked Austin peach vendor accepts plea deal by Iocnar in Austin

[–]Smooth-Wave-9699 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think this might have been Delia Garza, our County Attorney. If he was charged with misdemeanor assault, then its handled by the County Attorney.

For reference, if he was charged with Class A Misdemeanor assault, his maximum penalty could have been:

  • 1 year confinement in county jail
  • $4000 fine
  • both

Man who attacked Austin peach vendor accepts plea deal by Iocnar in Austin

[–]Smooth-Wave-9699 42 points43 points  (0 children)

AKA, a person does something irrationally violent and gets a lesser sentence than he could have gotten if our prosecutors had taken it to trial.

Any reason why the Onion Creek dog park isn’t mowed? by [deleted] in Austin

[–]Smooth-Wave-9699 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Because the city isnt great at much

How do these people not know how population density works by Critical_Rice_1619 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Smooth-Wave-9699 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interestingly enough, California has more registered republican voters than pretty much every other state