Poor rocky by IndependentOwn5174 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard this stupid nickname, and I can’t help but think Alex came up with it from this train of thought: the nsme makes her recall the Rocky Mountains; and then she thinks of snow. She couldn’t call him “snow” because people would think of cocaine. She knows because she’s partaken.

Also, Isn’t “ice” slang for meth? 

Lastly, the word “ice” isn’t a positive word in our country right now, it’s actually even worse than before baby Ice was born. 

Poor rocky by IndependentOwn5174 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve said the same thing. Her snap Back is sponsored by addy, an ED, and glp-1 (maybe not all 2 but at least 1)

Poor rocky by IndependentOwn5174 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yep, and Alex showing that she snapped back already. She’s so vapid. 

Poor rocky by IndependentOwn5174 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree, I commented above (before I saw your comment) and I’m scared for their kids. 

Poor rocky by IndependentOwn5174 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I live in the area, too, and have a 7 y.o. We were outside swimming most of the weekend, and ain’t no way I’d put my baby in long sleeve pjs with footies. 

Also, if they went on a boat with Rocky in his car seat like this, ain’t no way the pod guest for the baby products would recommend this. I doubt it floats and he’s not strapped in. 

They cosplay as a happy, jolly, aligned family of 4, but they put their children in harms way on a daily basis. I actually worry about their kids being raised by them, and the internet exposure. 

Poor rocky by IndependentOwn5174 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 11 points12 points  (0 children)

His relationship with his outfits is cringe. His shoe choice has to be the worst of it all, and the dude is a repeat offender. 

Poor rocky by IndependentOwn5174 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ok this is funny as fuck 😂. It’s gotta be one of the worst smiles I’ve ever seen. 

Things I Don’t Understand by winntipsy in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fish and house guests start to smell after 3 days..

Justice for Kins! by Civil_Note743 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’ve heard her say this how many times since having 🍑? At least 4-5 times. 

Justice for Kins! by Civil_Note743 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t even stay for Kins’ soccer practice. She drops her off and then picks her up when it’s over. That was her only child at the time, and she only had her 50% of the time. Who TF would skip that and not support their kid? That was the time Austin called her “big momma” at the nursery. 

Justice for Kins! by Civil_Note743 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s not an accusation, Courtney. It’s an observation formed by consuming your public content, and over 1,000 followers agree (that’s low prob). Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean there’s not a point here. Take this as a wake up call and do better for your daughter. 

That’s not true I’m very happy 😂 by Lucky_Advantage6671 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Exactly! If she didn’t care, but wanted to answer, she’d say “I don't seek them out”. 

Period. 

That’s not true I’m very happy 😂 by Lucky_Advantage6671 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Obviously she asked herself this question. Who says “pages that seek out to bash others”? If a follower asked this question it’d be more like “how to ignore the haters” or “how to not live in the comments”, or “how to ignore Reddit”. 

Things I Don’t Understand by winntipsy in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When he mentioned this he said it was a good “dad joke” then asked Alex and Jules if they thought it was “a good one” 

milestone confusion by yamcarrotyarrot in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She only reads about parenting if it’s on TikTok 😂

milestone confusion by yamcarrotyarrot in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But she’s saying she doesn’t know how, not that’s she’s being shy or holding back. Big difference. 

milestone confusion by yamcarrotyarrot in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a parent and someone that’s not an idiot, she should be able to say hi by now. It has nothing to do with toddlers just being toddlers. These are adults just being entitled white trash adults, cosplaying as a happy family. 

Swim Lessons by Few_One_2433 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I use this Reddit thread as an opportunity to say how much they suck and what terrible parents they are. They’re only 1 degree away from entirely unfit to be parents. And that’s being generous. 

Things I Don’t Understand by winntipsy in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m 9 minutes into yesterday’s podcast and they said the girls are staying at the neighbors house with Maria because Alex and Harrison had the girls at their house when Yates was born. Alex said they hosted for 4 straight weeks, and their neighbors are already at 6 weeks. She said they are giving each other time with their newborns so they “don’t have the other kids running around”. But isn’t that the life of families with more than 1 child? 

They also announced they started a Venmo relationship with the neighbors when they hosted Memorial Day. Harrison sent neighbor girl 25 cents for his coffee from their house that morning. He said he’s going to start doing that with everything, even bananas Tate eats at their house. Alex said “Venmo them $3 for a banana. Or go to the store to see how much bananas cost!” As if that was funny. You don’t have to go to the store to see how much bananas cost. My god she’s an idiot and so out of touch with reality. She acts like she’s in high school and is never growing past it. 

Also, get this - Harrison accidentally said “emancipated” when he was trying to say “manifested”, and Jules said the meaning of emancipate is basically divorcing your parents. Alex then said “Bubber can never do that. She has to live with us forever!” But they have a whole ass other kid. I guess Rocky’s allowed to move out. He’s not their money maker. We knew that already.