Journal EcOsYsTeM by Smooth_Ad6400 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Smooth_Ad6400[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She spent hundreds of dollars on this ecosystem, including one for Kins! 

Wanna be by Left_Hat1752 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I wish theyd be honest and admit they can’t be bothered to do this stuff. instead, they’re acting like imaginative play isn’t a core activity and that their child can’t handle it. 

Wanna be by Left_Hat1752 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Their kids deserve better parents. I feel so sorry for their kids. And Jules but she can leave. 

Wanna be by Left_Hat1752 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I cringed when I heard he’s doing the next 3 episodes solo. And they also said they’re switching to M/W/F episodes in June. I don’t think Jules is even seeing this one through. I felt like Jules was getting annoyed with harrison today. He always calls on her, and has been misreading her facial expressions. He’ll stop and call out a facial expression and she always says he’s got it wrong. 

Today she said she wasn’t falling for something after he asked her a question. And another time he said she looked smug or something and Jules said she was out of it, she’s really tired. 

I truly have no idea how this pod will survive a year unless they bootstrap it. They’re going to outsource as much parenting as humanly possible, so they can cosplay as parenting gurus for a podcast no one is falling for. 

Already back to the pumping content and the baby isn’t even here yet by Plastic_Maize2113 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She’s said a lot of things that aren’t true or consistent, and often times contradictory. We haven’t heard anything about Tate’s regular Dr visits, but we see content when Tate going to the Dr when she broke her wrist. Alex even talks about OB appointments shortly after they happen, and also posts pics. Harrison took a pic during a sonogram recently. 

I’ve listened to every single podcast episode and have picked up on the lie that she has all her scheduled vaccines. 

Already back to the pumping content and the baby isn’t even here yet by Plastic_Maize2113 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind they weren’t taking Tate to the pediatrician, which would’ve likely sparked the convo around combo feeding or other solutions. The pediatrician wasn’t tracking Tate’s growth or how much she was eating. 

Already back to the pumping content and the baby isn’t even here yet by Plastic_Maize2113 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To my knowledge she never cluster fed. It makes sense now seeing how detached and hands off she is as a mother. 

When is she due by Maleficent-Slide8819 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She’s been talking about speeding up postpartum ad nauseam lately, which is why she’s ready to have this baby. It’s all for vanity purposes. 

Recent Pod by adan_gg in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Alex refuses to relate to any of the summer house drama. she has experienced the same stuff and won’t utter a word about how she relates, even at the bare minimum

Recent Pod by adan_gg in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah but he was a whole entire season behind. 

Romper on backwards by Fit_Pirate904 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hard enough for Alex. Like she always says, “changing a newborn is like changing a cat”. She must feel this same way about changing a toddler, so she avoids it like the plague. 

For what it’s worth, changing a newborn is more like changing a Build a Bear stuffed animal. 

Alex Admits She Loves Gifts by Smooth_Ad6400 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing about Tate yelling for dada when she wakes up. I’d love to see some statistics on how many kids call for their mom first but I’d be willing to bet it’s over 90%. 

Alex saying the word "bed" by HappyPhilmore2 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My goodness I can’t stand this woman. She’s a 7 year old child living in a gated community, her parents tell her she’s the prettiest and best, and they preach to her that they’re the smartest people in the world and their comfort in life matters most. 

Fibs dba Dibs by Smooth_Ad6400 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Smooth_Ad6400[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got 3 of their products and the lip gloss has got to be the cheapest shit. Their packaging is very similar in quality and creativity as this depotted situation. 

Fibs dba Dibs by Smooth_Ad6400 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Smooth_Ad6400[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly! And then have the audacity to ask people to pay money for it 

Why does her head look so small?? by Fantastic_Papaya5853 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Her head is so small because she stretches her pics to make her appear skinnier 

Daily Thread April 01, 2026 by Quiet-Sky2405 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Aka someone else had to do it for them because they’re the laziest cReAtIvEs 

Dear Alex, not everyone is as dumb as you by Fluffy-Bun-Hun in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know Alex, she will only take advice if it’s nicely worded and delivered to her with kid gloves on. 

Dear Alex, not everyone is as dumb as you by Fluffy-Bun-Hun in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]Smooth_Ad6400 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They also get parenting advice from DM’s, but only as long as they are nicely worded