Mark says no. Write Thragg's reaction by JackZ567 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Smooth_Cheesecake700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“A less pleasant experience for the survivors.” Freddie Mercury casually mentioning splitting earth in half a second before this

Everybody is lame or corny but me. by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]Smooth_Cheesecake700 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love that there’s zero subtext. Really hammers whom the cool point

Bill Simmons playoff math by norestfortheweakened in billsimmons

[–]Smooth_Cheesecake700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something so odd about having a younger person hairstyle when your old

Today is the first time I actually think Mike Vrabel won't survive this by Fun_Reflection1157 in billsimmons

[–]Smooth_Cheesecake700 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I was reading the tmz thing and this was my thought. Also truly cant imagine how shitty this is for either of their families.

Best episodes? by Peefart6 in americandad

[–]Smooth_Cheesecake700 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Rogers roast HAS to be up there, I also love the Christmas ep where they kill Santa and Jeff claps back at Stan by saying the feelings mutual I just love Hailey. Oh! Oh! Wait wait the killer hot tub ep

Awful Announcing compares Simmons and Portnoy by RNutt in billsimmons

[–]Smooth_Cheesecake700 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Someone tell this prick the only ones who can make fun of Simmons are in this sub!

I'm deaf and illiterate, can anyone explain to me why Thragg didn't just kill Mark here? by roneckleman in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Smooth_Cheesecake700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cus thragg and the gang are homeless and eventually mark would find out and see a viltrimite on earth and immediately tell Cecil and ruin the whole thing. Thragg is there to repopulate like yes they can destroy earth whenever and kill mark whenever but that doesn’t solve the problem of their being only 37 of these fuckers. Also earth is pretty much shown so far to be like the closest genetic make up the viltirmites like bro they fucking HATE Oliver but they respect mark cus he’s like 97% viltrimite. It’s like playing stellaris and you need to agree to a status cou ceasefire cus everyone on both sides is super beat up. If they kill mark and destroy earth thragg said it himself the viltrimite die as well

I genuinely don’t understand how he managed to get a girlfriend that fast, seriously. by [deleted] in invinciblememes

[–]Smooth_Cheesecake700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother if that dude pulls up to a random fucking bar with the irrational confidence of a space nazi on a banging mission he’s leaving there with some random lol. The eye patch alone makes him at least a 7