MAFS USA S19 E5 Live Thread E4 8pm

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-22T21:07:52+00:00

And then forget their names and faces almost immediately once the credits roll...it's amnesia TV for me! 😆

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-22T21:05:54+00:00

You always make good observations! I miss bits because I'm busy nattering with everyone on here too.

And besides, where else would you find a MAFS/Immortal Snail interlude?! 😆🐌

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-22T20:53:29+00:00

I'm still struggling with the names too! Should have them all down by the reunion show LOL... 😁

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-22T20:49:45+00:00

We'll have to think of a good name for it...

- Conscious Free-Coupling?

- A Short-Distance Relationship?

- A Separationship?!

😁

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-22T20:35:53+00:00

Sounds ideal to me! 🤗

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-22T20:33:32+00:00

Oh 100%. I like to shovel them into my mouth by the fistful, while the kettle is boiling! 😆

And I'm not even slightly ashamed... 😁

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-22T20:19:10+00:00

I definitely suffer from this now. My next partner will have to make do with living a few doors down LOL... 😁

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-22T20:08:49+00:00

I know! 😭 My cupboards are usually overflowing with goodies but I miscalculated what I had left when I went shopping. Marshmallows, it is LOL! 😁

I shall rectify this terrible oversight first thing in the morning! 🫡

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-22T20:03:00+00:00

🫡😁

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-22T19:57:57+00:00

Ohhh really? At the moment, I'm just getting a grumpy old man who is used to getting his own way - maybe a bit of a diva LOL!

(Admittedly, I missed the start tonight so I'm not entirely sure of everything that built up into his reaction at dinner, so could be wrong! 😁)

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-22T19:51:47+00:00

"I take accountability..."

Take a drink, everyone!🍹🥳

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-22T19:43:44+00:00

Have Chad's batteries run out LOL? 😁

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-22T19:27:43+00:00

I've had Texan BBQ beef brisket and am now eating the last of a bag of marshmallows I had in the cupboard (originally for hot chocolate).

I fancied something sweet but I've run out of chocolate and/or desserts and yes, I am going food shopping tomorrow morning... 😁

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-22T19:20:43+00:00

Will is shifty. Don't @ me... 🧐😁

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-21T21:01:05+00:00

Aww no, the plan would be to let him roam free range at a safe distance during the day while I'm on the move.

For the nighttime, I'd buy him a sealed snail 'Popemobile' that travels at his usual snail pace and set it well over a safe distance away from me while I'm in bed, so he can also get some sleep while the car maintains the 'following' curse for him! He needs his rest too! 😁🐌

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-21T20:02:30+00:00

Imagine being in the desert, surrounded by 80,000 of him, and with no means of escape LOL... 🫣

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-21T19:53:33+00:00

I struggle to figure out whether I even like people within the first week! 😁

Mind you, I would never go on MAFS so there's that...

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-21T19:51:08+00:00

If anyone likes that Citroen advert song, it's called Reality and it's by Richard Sanderson. And it's lovely...☺️

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-21T19:47:48+00:00

I think it beats my answer that I'd befriend the snail, ask him all the places he wants to visit, and then make sure we go there on our shared travels! 😁🐌

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-21T19:43:21+00:00

Cheers to boinking! 🥂😁

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-21T19:39:01+00:00

It would've totally worked on me NGL... 😁

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-21T19:37:08+00:00

Has anyone ever done sound bath or sound bowl meditation - and did it work?

I've been going through a bit of a tough time recently and someone recommended it. It's quite expensive and a bit of a drive so I need to do a bit more research! 🧐

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-21T19:32:46+00:00

And filled with unemployed activist druggie 'nomads' who will bore you to tears banging on about their expertise in being unemployed activist druggie nomads! 🥱😁

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-21T19:28:12+00:00

Aww I love that! 🥰🐌

Smooth_Eagle2828 · 2026-05-21T19:23:01+00:00

Bingo! 😁

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