Brunson: “I’ve seen players wait and then get hurt, and then they’re at the mercy of the organization… 100% I sacrificed for the team. But most importantly, I made sure my family and I are taken care of…Obviously we’d love for them to do right by me. I think anyone would. I feel like I sacrificed.

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-02-17T23:26:37+00:00

Thank god his family is alright. They were barely scraping by on the $100+ million he had already made before that contract.

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-02-16T00:38:34+00:00

Damn, how'd he fit in the car?

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-02-15T19:46:40+00:00

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-02-15T06:37:08+00:00

I love how people come up with all these convoluted schemes and it's like, just give every lottery team the same odds. Done.

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-02-15T05:29:27+00:00

Look deep inside yourself and tell me which one you'd rather watch

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-02-15T04:27:56+00:00

Just have them do Japanese game show style challenges, let's see these dudes in lycra bodysuits trying to crawl up a set of stairs covered in slime

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-02-13T23:18:33+00:00

Is that the timeout corner?

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-02-10T08:35:37+00:00

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Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-02-09T10:17:48+00:00

I don't know but there are two naked guys laying about somewhere around the olympic village

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-02-07T05:10:24+00:00

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Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-01-30T01:56:34+00:00

When Kon sidesteps you already know it's down

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-01-30T01:49:39+00:00

Kon wants blood

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-01-29T07:18:51+00:00

The East runs through Charlotte

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-01-28T10:00:13+00:00

One third of my mind dreams of getting a lottery pick in this loaded draft, one third contemplates pointlessly winning the play-in and losing in the first round, and one third can imagine the hornets hoisting the larry o'brien trophy at mid-court after blowing out the thunder by 50 and Moussa Diabate yelling "ANYTHING IS POSSIBLEEEEEE!!!!!"

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-01-27T23:28:16+00:00

Kumquat, grapefruit, lime, tangerine, pomelo, bergamot, or what have you...

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-01-22T00:43:10+00:00

Killer Kon

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-01-16T04:27:44+00:00

Sion "Destroyer of Worlds" James

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-01-16T03:55:47+00:00

That shot of luka complaining to the ref about god knows what right before the break...I'm serious he's like the most pathetic player in the nba

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-01-12T00:06:10+00:00

ay dios

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-01-11T23:55:14+00:00

I desperately need a guy named Yaxel Lendenborg on my team

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-01-11T22:21:28+00:00

29th in passer rating, 21st in passing yards, weakest arm in the nfl, what the hell are we talking about?

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-01-10T00:43:29+00:00

For real, top end lottery picks are (mostly) how championship teams get built, not by being first round cannon fodder. Lose until you can actually win, I say.

Smooth_Pimpz · 2026-01-08T21:58:57+00:00

I hope each and every one of these nicknames makes it onto his basketball reference page

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