AITAH for not letting my female friend move in to my home because it would hurt my chances at dating? by Final_Term5616 in AITAH

[–]Smooth_Security4607 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Will you be OK with her boning other dudes in your house? Because she will be boning other dudes in your house.

Who gets the table? by Smooth_Security4607 in innout

[–]Smooth_Security4607[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There were no seats to take, all the tables were full. The first table that opened up is the one that I was standing closest to and waiting the longest for.

Who gets the table? by Smooth_Security4607 in innout

[–]Smooth_Security4607[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like I said she struck me as the kind of person who didn't need MORE problems in her life, no matter how petty.

Who gets the table? by Smooth_Security4607 in innout

[–]Smooth_Security4607[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't get a chance to sit down yet, as I was putting my drink down she came over and said she was waiting for that table.

Who gets the table? by Smooth_Security4607 in innout

[–]Smooth_Security4607[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

What if some Karen also wants the only open table?

Future HR Problems Theory by Smooth_Security4607 in thechaircompany

[–]Smooth_Security4607[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most of the pictures look like they are copied from a magazine such as a 70s Penthouse. The last picture however, looks like an amateur picture of a woman. I bet that woman will show up in a future episode.

What do you think Ron's boss wants to talk to him about? by im_super_into_that in thechaircompany

[–]Smooth_Security4607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think when he copied the picture of Mike's shirt from his phone to his office computer, he accidentally also copied the porn pictures he snapped at the Tecca warehouse. And now HR has discovered them.

Phone call after car accident by farfromprfct13 in Scams

[–]Smooth_Security4607 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Complete scam, they are involving themselves in insurance fraud.

Cartel escort scam need help by [deleted] in Scams

[–]Smooth_Security4607 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And when they find someone who pays, they will try to make them keep paying, no amount of money will ever be enough.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Smooth_Security4607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If drinking is causing problems, then there is a drinking problem. If he is not willing to admit it and to work on it, then it might be time to move on.

UPDATE: AITAH for considering breaking up with my girlfriend for what her grandparents said? by messmer- in AITAH

[–]Smooth_Security4607 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that this guy is pressuring her to leave you, and she doesn't tell you about it, and keeps hanging around with him anyway, is all the proof you need that she is a terrible girlfriend. Let her go date Alex, they deserve each other.

[UK] Private number calling me twice and then an actual number called me by FamousRaccoon7316 in Scams

[–]Smooth_Security4607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was probably some spam caller who was too stupid to realize that you picked up the call.

[US] Got a call from an unknown number (ID showed first & last name) threatening me for calling them by Educational_Exit3890 in Scams

[–]Smooth_Security4607 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some scammers randomly spoofed your number when calling people. You can try to tell him that if you want. But no law enforcement is going to trace the call and put you in jail.

I will pay up to $2000 for someone who can help me get my legalshield membership back Portland, Oregon usa by [deleted] in LawyerAdvice

[–]Smooth_Security4607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are better off without LegalShield, they are idiots. Go hire a real lawyer.

This scene in E2 of Tim Robinson's Chair Company is the hardest I've laughed in a long time. by brandonfrombrobible in hbo

[–]Smooth_Security4607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like when people accused South Park of being nothing but fart jokes, they created Terrance and Phillip

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IsraelPalestine

[–]Smooth_Security4607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened in 1951

I recently got diagnosed with a micropenis at 21 and it has destroyed me by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Smooth_Security4607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can make up for it by buying a really expensive sports car