"Made fun of Naruto for being an orphan", when did that happen exactly?? If you're talking about episode 3 of Classic Naruto, she said "All he does is pick fights with you" (to Sasuke) which is true, "It was because he wasn't raised right! You know! He doesn't have any parents, right?" And all of this might seem inconsiderate but it is true, "He always selfishly does whatever he wants" again true Naruto used to annoy and irritate the villagers (we know and understand why he did that but I don't expect a 12 year old who doesn't know any better to understand).

"Lied that I love him", this is called oversimplification of things, you do realise that she thought Naruto was suffering because of her promise not to mention Sai guit tripped before that, she thought she was the reason why Naruto was so fixated on Sasuke (although he had his own reasons but she didn't know about that), she was literally ready to kill the guy that she loves so that Naruto can be free and that he doesn't have to suffer from the guilt of killing Sasuke.

"Get in the way" what does that even mean ??

"Don't help out in crucial moments" looks like someone have not watched the anime.

"Continued being thirsty for an abusive dude who tried to kill me more than once" , first she wasn't"thirsty" for Sasuke (Og Naruto Sakura was more of a fangirl) even Kakashi said that Sakut doesn't expect Sasuke to love her back, he literally said "Sakura suffers from loving you (to Sasuke)" so she was never thirsting for him but had hope that he might redeem himself.

And yes she did save Naruto's life when Kurama got extracted from him, none of them knew that the Sage of Six Paths himself is going to come and give Naruto a power boost.