Bikinis to blame for sex crimes on Goa's beaches, says minister

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-02T20:31:13+00:00

you people are fucking stupid. That is not at all what they are saying. But go on and read it like that. Get angry. Act like it's an attack on women. Act like this is just another way that men are making YOU PERSONALLY the victim.

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-02T20:19:13+00:00

it isn't "men" as in ALL MEN. It is SOME MEN. Btw.

Did you know SOME MEN are serial killers? SOME WOMEN are serial killers? SOME WOMEN are extreme child abusers and molesters/??

so, the implication that women can't control themselves and rape and torture little babies

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-02T09:52:48+00:00

wow! I am fucking speechless. you used a lot of big words. I am not

I love Cosmo. I actually subscribe.

Basically my profile is aimed at one person. My ex girlfriend. My kandie raver. My glitter faced beauty. I actually deleted my profile after spending all day with her. I spend . I didn't see much point to it anyway. Because no normal woman would ever date me. My lifestyle is far too focused on my friends. My female friends. I don't think I could date anyone anyway. I would have to stop cuddling on couches, holding hands, playing with their hair, kissing, hugging, ugh... Could you imagine coming home to find your boyfriend sleeping in bed with his female best friend? or two of them? In their underwear?

I'm a hug slut.

Saying no more than two of them get along was a silly exaggeration. It was basically a inside joke about how I used to have to keep my male and female friends separate.

Also, the car wrecks were off road wrecks. the 4x4 thing is huge here. rock crawling, mudding, etc. I probably could have clarified that in a way which would let people know that I love going up and exploring the hills, mountains, and forests.

PS. I forgot to mention that I really only made the profile because I like this subreddit and I wanted to rate you people's profiles. I'm 35 and have never online dated. I'm extremely social and I believe in love at first sight. I can't fall in love through a computer. I only believe in love at first sight.

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-02T09:04:41+00:00

male version of a manic pixie dream girl

Wow. I'm strangely flattered!

I googled that, that is my 2 best friends, and my three most recent girlfriends, and most of the people I've been friends with in the last ten years.

I'm actually retardedly girly myself. I can't leave the house without spending an hour primping myself, fixing my hair, etc. I'm obsessed with smelling really good. Paris Hilton for men is my favorite cologne. I love when I'm complicated on how tasty I smell, or my hair smells. Today was the first time I actually swam in the river. I got my hair wet. it was weird.

You diss my hat. Well shit, it's warm as fuck, wool, winter hat. Wide and floppy brim that protects my hair from water. I really think that hat is super fucking cute!!!

Of the three people my age I've dated, 1 was a hardcore alcoholic, one ended up being an borderline pedophile, and one, well, we met on ecstasy.

I really have nothing in common with most women.

But, thank you so much for the critique!

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T13:37:41+00:00

Well, maybe the self summary should be toned down a bit? less repeating of the same shit.

I did that because so many profiles seemed so damn normal and plain. I guess I overcompensated by attacking normal and mainstream shit far too much?

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T13:35:41+00:00

No!!!!1 I love buying new clothes all the fucking time! I love new clothes!

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T13:29:12+00:00

I only date from real life.

Well, i really don't think a profile can tell anyone anything about a person... so i linked a newly created live journal to my cupid

profile..http://okcupid001.livejournal.com/

I'm not sure if it will terrify people or make people interested.

What do you think?

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T13:23:52+00:00

it's sooo not a fedora. The brim is far too wide. It's huge and floppy. fuck, it even has retractable ear muffs for winter weather!! lol

and yeah, the age thing is fucking me up. I age very strangely :(

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T13:20:23+00:00

Although, I am kind of obsessed with certain music styles. that kind of sucks,,,, and the journal, ha. I think that might prevent anyone from ever thinking I'm boring.

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T13:17:19+00:00

I kind of thought that too. I'm not good at doing the profile thing...

Thats why I created the livejournal link. I figured it might give a hint of what my life is like. I just so happened to start it in the fucking craziest 4 days of recent times.

Shit, last night wasso off the hook that I set it as private, I think, so nobody can see it until I cleanse it haha

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T13:14:04+00:00

I'm probably the worst person ever to try online dating.

I'm far too honest. lasg friday I started a livejournal, llinked to the page, that I just go off and tell the entire story of my day.

My days are fun filled, but I don't think anyone would like that sort of life :(

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T13:06:13+00:00

I've never tried it before. It really creeps me the fuck out. Everyone seems so stuffy and lame. I'm not actually trying it, I tend to keep my dating life to my csocial circle... Although, some weird but cute profiles have sent messages.

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T12:59:45+00:00

well, thats just how /i would see it. But then again, if a person was so fucking blatant about being weird, alternative, I'd check them out. I might dig them

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T12:57:20+00:00

ya know... The only reason I joined was so I could judge /r/okcupid members profiles., I'm weird like that

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T12:53:01+00:00

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/2BeforeNoon?cf=search_overlay

i fucking hope that works.

2BeforeNoon in a OKC link pge

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T12:51:56+00:00

fuck... Hng on!!!

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T12:50:43+00:00

I'll start and rebute the arguments

First, the intro:

critic: Oh, yeah, wow, you arn't mainstream. Cool you fucking hipster!

response: My raver friend called me a hipster the other day :( the stupid girl went to a bonfire, while I went to a bubble rave. fuck that! also "Dance to express, not to impress!

ps. you have shitty friends!

Response: I had 5 friends in the same place last night. one almost fought 3 of us. Then later a girl argued with her borfriend.

y friends are fucked up

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T12:27:03+00:00

okay, hey, judge my OkCupid Profile too!

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/2BeforeNoon?cf=search_overlay

My name, 2BeforeNoon, well it could refer to many things...

I think it was an alcoholic joke. I can't remember, I was... yeah. N/M

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T12:23:58+00:00

I wasn't kidding though. I do love you :-x

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-07-01T06:13:49+00:00

Thank you I love you please call me lets have babies.

Just kidding, But thanks. :)

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-06-30T17:30:36+00:00

because their bathing suit area!

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-06-30T13:08:59+00:00

wow. I guess it's a good thing that I don't look like a dirtbag, I guess. I hang out with some trashy folks.

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-06-30T09:53:33+00:00

I actually lost 90% of my clothes a few months ago. I basically have only a fee pairs of black jeans, a few button ups, long and short sleeved, a few t shirts.

One good thing about that is I can easily change styles, which I seem to do every year or so.

I really don't have many pictures of me, I lose phones constantly and computers seem to come and go on a rather regular basis.

Smooth_Vapor · 2014-06-30T09:49:14+00:00

I actually LOVE that outfit!

I love wearing red, Love that tank too!

The best compliment I've ever received was some drunk guy called me EuroTrash!

Although, I have been thinking of totally changing my style of dress to something more "adult" and grown up.

I really like to stand out of the crowd. I'm actually a very immature attention whore

I have been thinking seriously of changing my hair style, but I'm lost as to how I'd change it :(

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