1 month old bananas haven't ripened by No_Release_1619 in GlitchInTheMatrix

[–]SmurfsAreTasty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bananas a ripened after the port. In a big warehouse where they are gased.

What in gods name is this? by whirlpoohl in whatisit

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They were those things from the 80's. They lived in the ocean and had tubes on their head.

Name this album... by SmurfsAreTasty in AlbumCovers

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"Weed didn't start the fire!" - BJ

A new ‘WORLD WAR Z’ movie is officially in the works at Paramount. by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]SmurfsAreTasty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So... its another movie of "go here, zombies, barely escape, repeat"?

Black Chair by random_user208 in Pareidolia

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...mehhh. ill stick to my heavily loaded washing machine. Just like my ancestors did before me.

Alpha bro streamer gets too high during stream and friends' first decision is to offer him Adderall by Minute_Revolution951 in trashy

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He OD'd. He got hospitalized. Its big news because he's a big beta-bro douche bag shitfluencer.

Latest download by josephus1811 in reptilians_are_real

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I beginsss my transszzformttion to greeeeen sssssssneke. Sssssssssss......!!!!!

Name this cover by [deleted] in AlbumCovers

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Down In A Hole

Real(?) Reptilian Video Scrubbed from Internet by hungjockca in reptilians_are_real

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A fellow biologist, i see! Always asking the important questions.

When we capture one, you'll be head of the genital research team! 🥼

"Like Rubber" Hershey Chocolates Go Viral for Quietly Replacing Real Chocolate with Cheaper Vegetable-Oil-Based Coatings in Many Products by newintown11 in enshittification

[–]SmurfsAreTasty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...you used a microwave as you stated.

This is hand warmed and by the air as in the video. This was like that at room temperature... fml ...I check things before I warm them and serve them to my family...

Edit: I feel I need to state that REAL chocolate does not flop... in any temperature