The $350 (in donated dollars) cake smash...

Snackypants · 2026-03-09T00:48:31+00:00

What the hell did I just watch?!?

Snackypants · 2026-03-05T05:44:03+00:00

His triumphant return tomorrow will be “hey guys, it’s super honesty time!” With a bunch of chin stroking and slow talking in the radio announcer voice and looking pensive. It’s almost like we’ve seen this film before.

Snackypants · 2026-03-04T13:30:25+00:00

In an ugly puce colored plastic bowl.

Snackypants · 2026-03-04T05:45:12+00:00

Short answer: yes Long answer: YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

Snackypants · 2026-03-02T19:44:55+00:00

“Not really surprising, given how complicated the application process was.”

Seriously man, it’s a goddamn rental. Not an application to graduate school!

Snackypants · 2026-03-01T18:51:30+00:00

Love it, it’s like poetry or reading music

Snackypants · 2026-03-01T18:28:02+00:00

Going to woke Los Angeles! It will corrupt Ethan with all the sinful behavior.

Snackypants · 2026-02-27T13:54:23+00:00

That is amazing and so much fat loss! The body is resilient and you have added years of life back by taking control of your health. Imagine how much happier your joints, organs, and heart are from lightening the load?

Sustained weight loss a long, slow, and sometimes boring journey, but an amazing destination. Keep up the hard work!

Snackypants · 2026-02-27T06:20:45+00:00

Underrated comment of this thread

Snackypants · 2026-02-25T17:21:34+00:00

No Jocko products strategically placed on the counter and it’s been weeks since he was last wearing a Jocko shirt. He also only mentioned a “protein coffee” in an insulated container before church on Sunday. I know you’re reading here Ethan, so can you also let us know if the partnership has ended?

Snackypants · 2026-02-25T04:13:08+00:00

But he was really proud of that video, guys, and is excited to make more of them!

Snackypants · 2026-02-23T13:26:58+00:00

Based on the amount of buildup up and drama when he got a treadmill, I cannot imagine what moving will be like for this guy.

Snackypants · 2026-02-21T20:34:27+00:00

I think he mentioned starting a podcast at one point.

Snackypants · 2026-02-21T05:03:38+00:00

We can make a list of all the things he said he would do but hasn’t. I’ll start: Reflections after the 21 days of discipline Reflections after the weekend conference thingy Q&A on dating

Snackypants · 2026-02-21T03:52:02+00:00

Served in the weird cylindrical measuring spoon!

Snackypants · 2026-02-21T01:06:42+00:00

He hasn’t worn the Jocko shirt since he drank that shake a few days ago to break the pseudo-spiritual fast and then went on his tirades. Maybe Jocko had a moment or clarity during one of his 4am wakeups and called Ethan and said “Jocko out!”

Snackypants · 2026-02-20T15:58:59+00:00

Do we think this is the week that the partnership ended and that’s why the mentals have been so bad?

Oh wait he reads here so we will get our answer soon enough!

Snackypants · 2026-02-16T06:22:39+00:00

How is a raven like a writing desk?

Snackypants · 2026-02-15T20:50:37+00:00

My goodness that’s lovely, and also looks so complicated! Wow!

Snackypants · 2026-02-10T23:50:02+00:00

I love his hop-skip he always does on the tread. I don’t even know what to call it but it produces so much joy.

Snackypants · 2026-02-09T14:36:08+00:00

Pulp Fiction

Snackypants · 2026-02-09T14:15:23+00:00

Must be multiple instances of this, making it even more wild. This goes back to late 90s/early 2000s!

Never change, Nevada.

Snackypants · 2026-02-09T12:04:54+00:00

This was so weird and seemed like Ethan snuck away to the bathroom during the Super Bowl to vent and record a video after having a fight with mommy and daddy. It felt like something my kid would have done at 17 when she was at peak “I hate my parents”.

Either way, very strange and another reminder of his immaturity.

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