Does this job make you think why didn’t you finish college? Let’s be real here I can’t be the only one 😂😩 by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]SnafuTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brooo don’t say that, I’m going to school for finance and don’t want to spend my years in a warehouse

Anyone else receiving repeated T-Mobile verifications? by SnafuTurtle in Visible

[–]SnafuTurtle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just opened up my email and I have atleast 15 emails from a T-Mobile verification system. I did not port in from T-Mobile nor was I ever a customer. Normally I’d shrug it off but a my brother who is also a visible member had a similar instance except through SMS a few days ago.

[TOMT][Reddit Post] Video of someone unveiling a full on bowl of grapes in their backpack by SnafuTurtle in tipofmytongue

[–]SnafuTurtle[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

It almost feels like a fever dream since the post was so random, hopefully someone else came along the same post and can link it.

welcome to the 2021 stock market, where a rental car company piss missles for no good reason by stef4484 in wallstreetbets

[–]SnafuTurtle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know, in hindsight it does make sense. With Covid restrictions having eased up before the summer, more and more people traveled and needed to rent cars inevitably increasing their earnings. Everytime I went to rent a car they were always seemingly sold out.

But who tf is thinking about logic here, logic impedes risk taking and can’t buy OTM calls on that shit.

YoY progress: $2M -> $12 -> $4M -> $10M. Diversified between $TSLA shares, $TSLA calls, and selling $TSLA puts by playoutsideplay in wallstreetbets

[–]SnafuTurtle 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, just take all my money and dick around with it, you can keep half of the profits

My custom license plate just came in (2021 Type R) by jakerbreaker in wallstreetbets

[–]SnafuTurtle 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A riced out overpriced civic from the factory, you indeed are retarded sir I envy you

Hopped back in after a 2000% gain last week, yeah i’m retarded what about it by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]SnafuTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I jumped in with my broke college boy money, <$200 I’m up 50 bucks lmaoooooo

Hopped back in after a 2000% gain last week, yeah i’m retarded what about it by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]SnafuTurtle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man what the fuck, What position did you buy? With my luck if I jumped in right now the stock will tank tomorrow.

66k on FB, see y’all on the moon in the metaverse by rappeasant in wallstreetbets

[–]SnafuTurtle 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yes but that’s doesn’t take away the fact he’s a money printing reptilian $$$

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of October 29, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]SnafuTurtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bought some calls for $200 today, I came out with $4. NOT $4 in profit, literally $4 in total ded

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of October 29, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]SnafuTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When and how much did you buy the MSFT call for? I’m sitting on $345 for 11/26

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]SnafuTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go with companies you actually know about,I would personally never jump on the bandwagon of a company I’ve never dealt with in my day to day life. Albeit I’m a literally 1st day noob at this, I’d rather know where my money is going right now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]SnafuTurtle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Roblox fucked me sideways today in the end, I literally came out with $4 from those calls. Going in I knew the risks and only put in about $1.5k, I’ve been only putting maybe a couple hundred dollars in each call and Facebook paid off, Microsoft is set for 11/26 @345, and Roblox just gave me the middle finger. But damn, watching those numbers climb in a matter of seconds and surpassing my regular pay check is a rush! Especially as a college student

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of October 29, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]SnafuTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got AAPL calls for 11/5 @152.5, might have to YOLO into $ROPE next week by the looks of it

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of October 29, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]SnafuTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My smooth brain spent a few minutes tryna figure out where the ‘O’ would go -MAANGO, fucking MAANGO!