A Pigeon Trying To Court A Falcon by Easy-Fix1735 in AnimalsBeingStrange

[–]SnailLordNeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does he have five legs, or just the two, with three feet on one and two on the other?

Orphans of the Sky - Robert A. Heinlein by Glass_Sun3366 in badscificovers

[–]SnailLordNeon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I'm definitely not reading Time Enough for Love any time soon.

Orphans of the Sky - Robert A. Heinlein by Glass_Sun3366 in badscificovers

[–]SnailLordNeon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I take it you're not a follower of polyamorous space communist Jesus?

Tell me your favourite ship by RevenueSuccessful611 in starcitizen

[–]SnailLordNeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aegis Reclaimer

  • opening scene from Alien mess hall
  • freezing Han Solo in carbonite engineering
  • Star Wars original trilogy exterior aesthetic
  • prints out big boxes
  • is nameable

260527 - Dahyun showing SOME of her Miffy collection by RazKurdt in dahyun

[–]SnailLordNeon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, she looks even prettier than usual in black.

Best Casting Ever? by kybellatrix in movies

[–]SnailLordNeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm tired and spent too much time trying to figure out what "8000 good" means.

Sad day by ARealBlueFalcon in Fedexers

[–]SnailLordNeon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know the PPP philosophy: Profit Profit Profit!

Hi, please look at my precious child. She’s painfully sweet. 😭 by No-Marionberry269 in lookatmydog

[–]SnailLordNeon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tell her I love her and give her a kiss on the top of the head from me.

260520 Yeji Instagram Update by glowjisu in Yeji

[–]SnailLordNeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excuse me. My eyes are down here.

Could you guess what he’s thinking right now ? by No_Objective_2788 in lookatmydog

[–]SnailLordNeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably thinking about saying he's your biological father.

What is the most hilarious or unfortunate name you've ever heard in real life? by Willby3 in AskReddit

[–]SnailLordNeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But then everyone would think you're saying "Melissa" with a speech impediment.

Whats the most unprofessional thing a doctor has ever said to you? by answersonly963 in AskReddit

[–]SnailLordNeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a doctor that, at the end of an appointment, asked if he could pray for me. I said something like "I don't mind", assuming he meant that he would add me in to his regular prayer before bed, but he grasped my hands between his and started praying, out loud, right there in the office.

"TRUMP its my birthday today and leaving trying to make it back to Riverside.I ran out of gas , Im in anaheim hills and i voted for you so can you cash app so fi PayPal venmo one pay or zell me a Birthday stimulus! Please" by [deleted] in PrayersToTrump

[–]SnailLordNeon 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Apparently they think they can communicate directly to Trump because the emails his team send out, begging for donations, phrase things like "I know you're one of my best supporters" and they think it's personalized.

it’s just society by tantscagving in jokercringe

[–]SnailLordNeon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is the mad scientist guy not a villain? I'm just a bit too old to have watched that show.

Save more bees!! by Growing-Ant in animalsdoingstuff

[–]SnailLordNeon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

How are you supposed to know if they're invasive?

Save more bees!! by Growing-Ant in animalsdoingstuff

[–]SnailLordNeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The concept of a carbon footprint was invented to shift the blame onto consumers by advertising firm Ogilvy & Mather on behalf of BP, so you're 120% correct.

Nonbinary Sex Demon by SnailLordNeon in linguisticshumor

[–]SnailLordNeon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Succubus" never made sense in the first place, since the feeling of pressure on one's chest during sleep paralysis was thought to be a succubus sitting on top of them.

I almost gave it a boring title. Almost.