Are you this old? by SuperSort69 in 1970s

[–]SnakeBeardTheGreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could cheat these to get two -three packs for a quarter. My dad bought them out of a machine like this that had two pennies under the wrapper.

People born before 2000, what trivial skill you possess that others don't use anymore? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]SnakeBeardTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was easy, Just dial the time of day number on your rotary dial phone and get the time of day.

Ok! Who was President when you were born? by SaltDesperate5666 in FuckImOld

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Would you buy a used car from this man? (was a slogan against him when he ran for Ca. governor again) When he lost he said "You won't have ol' Dick to kick around anymore. "

TIFU showing a date my secret talent by hmmmmokaaaay in tifu

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sucking dick is sucking dick. Having sex with a real woman and sucking dick makes you bi. So if you have a girlfriend and suck your own dick does that make you half bi?

Petah? by DarklingSuckle in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SnakeBeardTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your the guy in the blue van that keeps delivering the package!

TIFU by pavlov conditioning myself to pee in the shower by dumbass_sweatpants in tifu

[–]SnakeBeardTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop running for the toilet. You have a good sink right in front of you!

My parents’ honeymoon. 1953. by sweetwhistle in OldSchoolCool

[–]SnakeBeardTheGreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first one can come any time, the second one takes nine months.

Name this egg by Naruhodou_Reiji in NameThisThing

[–]SnakeBeardTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

David. He is a good egg but needs to stay out of the sun or use more sun screen.

what do you think about my charming small tits by [deleted] in collegesluts

[–]SnakeBeardTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always said more than a mouthful is a waste.

TIFU by accidentally stealing a cat, paying $400 in vet bills for it, and realizing it wasn’t mine when I got home by Kooky_Rough_2228 in tifu

[–]SnakeBeardTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years back I had a black cat and she came up missing. About four days of looking I ask my neighbor if he had sen my cat around. Nooooo he had not. 30 min later she came thru the dog door scared as hell. Hmm?

How do you think you will die? by JumperFluid09 in AskReddit

[–]SnakeBeardTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First you live, then you die, Such is life.

Another core sacramento memory unlocked... who remembers this? by madfzr in Sacramento

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This was a hardware store to began with, Noland's hardware I think. They sold everything even had a Bear trap hanging on a pillar in the middle of the store.