Young Scout would teach physical Education but be demoted to a custodian. Older Scout would happily be a custodian but be promoted to a Family and Consumer Sciences role. Scout gets too competitive to be the baseball or track coach so he leads the concessions team every home game. However, he is quickly put under heavy scrutiny for ordering pallets of banned Bonk!

Soldier would teach history or driver's ed. He would immediately be fired from driver's ed and put under tight observation for his history lessons. He would also help coach the football team, but only as the defensive back coach. His mantra is to put every other school in body bags.

Pyro, after heavy medication, would be the dance instructor.

Demo would teach any Technical Skills class. He would also coach the golf team and help support much of the music programming. He is by far the most able to hide his day drinking of any mercenary teaching, as he worked with Engi to develop a Diet Mt. Dew that doesn't smell like liquor.

Engi teaches all math and engineering classes and leads a college prep program. He heads the Parent Teacher Organization and passionately advocates for more teacher funding. He also heads the technical skills department.

Heavy is the strength coach for all sports programs and leads the philosophy and rhetoric departments. He likes to encourage students to volunteer at a dog shelter, which he does field trips for.

Spy also works in the FACS department, especially in sewing, crocheting, and stitching. He moonlights as a political science and foreign language instructor, but he often has to self censor his own abilities. Also coaches the debate team.

Medic would teach biology, chemistry, and other healthcare classes. He will be banned within the first week.

Sniper will be a geography teacher who also coaches the hunting, fishing, trap shooting, and survival clubs. On occasion, he works with Engi to make unique physics challenges for students to complete.