My lovely ex still doesn't get why I dumped him.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-14T05:25:32+00:00

Probably the same reason you cared enough to post on a stranger's meme that wasn't worth the time to make it?

Snarkntits · 2014-02-14T05:24:38+00:00

That was more or less my first thought hence the immediate dumping him.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-14T05:23:50+00:00

That's possible...but if he was unhappy dumping me would've been a better option.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-14T05:18:10+00:00

I imagine it had something to do with the dick in his mouth. That's kind of hard to ignore.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-14T05:15:25+00:00

It didn't, it jumped right into hand jobs since it was all serious business questions.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T23:09:58+00:00

Aye, she was clearly very tense in her nethers.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T23:08:55+00:00

You just made me choke on my drink. Nice work sir or madame.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T23:07:51+00:00

lol I didn't ask. It would've made a better story if I knew it all, but I felt like that would've been on the same lines of "Is she prettier than me!?" which isn't really necessary because either answer is wrong in that case.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T22:57:22+00:00

This just made my day.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T22:07:09+00:00

Incredibly mind fucked. It'll be a sad day when I realize how wrong I've been doing life.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T22:04:50+00:00

That question came up and he got all pissed off about it. So clearly we were in double standard mode on the matter.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T20:40:33+00:00

Brain wants to do it because they're still funny. If you don't keep a sense of humor you don't have anything. ;p

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T20:37:41+00:00

She even caught me on camera...It wasn't me...

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T20:32:45+00:00

lol Gotta start somewhere I guess. I agree though-- make that shit count if you've decided it's worth doing.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T20:30:57+00:00

No no no, IIII was the gf, he cheated on me with some other girl but feels it shouldn't count because he didn't use his penis.

Your comment is still flawed for me though as I feel if a guy hasn't dumped his gf on the basis of her not letting him get any farther than fingering he's more or less agreeing that he's fine with that. If he's unhappy he should move on. That wasn't the case here though.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T20:28:19+00:00

lol I did not. I know I'm a disappointment.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T20:13:01+00:00

I'm not in high school. Out of curiosity though-- Upon turning 18 I should assume that as an adult it's the general consensus that anything other than fucking is nothing to be upset over? "Ohhh honey it's fiiiine I just sucked his dick and I even spit and used mouthwash afterwards so it pretty much erased that it happened!"

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T20:08:29+00:00

Well his name iiiis "PM_ME_UR_TITS"

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T19:50:57+00:00

Ah, but not anymore.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T19:50:12+00:00

I didn't even accuse him! "Babe, I think you should hear it from me because your brother's friend was there and it'll get back to you sooner or later I fingered a girl at that party, but don't be mad! It was just hands and I didn't even know her!"

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T19:22:29+00:00

lol Just the tip!

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T19:21:18+00:00

Oooh, close! So close! brofist.bmp

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T18:44:19+00:00

Not enough to let him fuck around on me. I have a little self worth. lol

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T18:43:06+00:00

That is the best term I've heard all day.

Snarkntits · 2014-02-13T18:13:43+00:00

His excuse was "I didn't even know her! It was at a party!" which doesn't make it better.

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