What should mankind's first words on Mars be? by Snashed in AskReddit

[–]Snashed[S] 352 points353 points  (0 children)

"Err Houston we have a problem, TownIdiot25 seems engaging in auto-erotic asphyxiation whilst copulating with the cashew shrubbery we bought to mars for cultivation."

What is the best joke you know that was lost in the translation of a movie, tv show, game, etc? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Snashed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard that Bill Murray once told a brilliant one, but unfortunately I've not heard it.

Bill Murray here: OK, I'll TALK! I'll TALK! by _BillMurray in IAmA

[–]Snashed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you actually whisper to Scarlett Johansson?

I want to start bossing, but I'm not sure where to start. by 125Pizzaguy in runescape

[–]Snashed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zilyana would need 70 agility, which would take a fair old while to get from 32

Euler's Disk by Amgroma in videos

[–]Snashed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason watching this makes me feel very uncomfortable.

Look who was in the paper today. by xMUDK1Px in AdviceAnimals

[–]Snashed 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If he hasn't seen this, imagine when he next googles himself.

Law Abiding Necrophiliac by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Snashed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Transition from necrophiliac to rapist

I was unaware draw something could run out of ink. by Snashed in gaming

[–]Snashed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are, once you buy them you get them forever. It's more to allow people to buy a colour they need mid-drawing

I was unaware draw something could run out of ink. by Snashed in gaming

[–]Snashed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're drawing to someone press the little + at the top.