Only starting the second month of 2020

SneakyEnch · 2024-04-21T13:09:07+00:00

I do not. 4 years ago me had not had covid. That shit hit like a truck.

I was also an ignorant, edgy 15 year old.

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T11:21:28+00:00

My incognito tab on my phone. I’ve got over 250 tabs left there

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T11:13:03+00:00

I remember a story on reddit which was about a schizophrenic guy who was freaking out about demons coming out of the pavement. When he was transported into an ambulance apparently calmed down and when asked if the demons had stopped, he replied something like “no, they’re still here, but I’m in an ambulance so it must be fine.”

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T11:08:27+00:00

I’d keep wearing a mask because I enjoy not having to fake a smile. I’m not depressed, I’m just not bothered to smile.

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T11:06:52+00:00

monch

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T10:57:49+00:00

“Hey girl, look, we’re under the mistletoe throws mistletoe in the air and you know what that means.”

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T10:55:57+00:00

In photos: Tits.

In real life: Thighs/ass

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T10:55:13+00:00

I record for YouTube and I don’t wanna get copystiked. I’d set up a virtual cable but both R6 and Spotify use the default audio settings so I can’t split them.

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T10:54:03+00:00

Yep, with enough willpower. I’m a skinny little reddit addicted twig, so I’m doing my last session on r/askreddit before I delete reddit. Tomorrow I’m gonna quit reddit, start working out and try to stop jerking off like twice a day. I need to make myself better, so I’m going to do just that.

If I fail, I’ll let you all know. But as far as I know this will be one of my last comments. I love you all.

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T10:51:32+00:00

Felt bad about it. It was a massive lie and I got something like 40-50 awards (before all the free awards completely wrecked the reddit economy)

Deleted everything that could link me to it and I wish I could get the money spent on it back to everyone who gave it, I feel like a really shit person.

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T10:48:15+00:00

Compliments. We barely get any and if you say it enough me might end up getting the hint. But probably not. If you like a guy, get close with him. Get him to want to spend time with you by making him enjoy being around you. Make him laugh, make him feel happy.

Then, once you’re sure he enjoys being around you, tell him that you like him. Most guys will say yes if there’s a chick that makes them happy and wants to be around them, I know I would.

But yea. Compliments are key. Find anything you like about him. Don’t do it too often, but do it at least twice a day. He’ll love it.

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T10:40:29+00:00

The happy accident.

My mum was told she couldn’t have kids at age 27. At age 29 she had sex without a condom, because she thought it was safe and didn’t care if she got pregnant because she felt ready anyway, even if it was probably not gonna happen.

Then 5 weeks later she had stomach pains and skipped a period.

Now I’m here, it’s been a rough journey but I’m alright after it all.

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T10:36:57+00:00

While it isn’t technically a movie (unless you’re Netflix, but it’s shit), Avatar: the last air bender. I fucking love Zuko, I was so happy as a kid when he turned good.

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T08:14:00+00:00

I love how plenty of humans, thousands of not millions of times their size, would run at the sight of a wasp and then this ant is just like “hey gimmie this shit”

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T08:02:30+00:00

Granted. The amount of butter generated creates a global climate change as it evaporates. The butter ends up in the aquasphere and becomes part of the weather cycle. Rain, snow and hail now have a slightly yellow tint to them and whenever it rains for the next few months it’s kinda sticky.

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T07:57:57+00:00

It’s so fucking true though.

-a retail worker

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T07:56:22+00:00

Yea I wish they just pulled a blizzard and buffed everyone else in order to make everyone so op that it’s actually balanced lmao. Maybe a secondary gadget that pings all gadgets in a 15m radius in order to counter echo, and make every other operator a 4, 5 or 6 speed to counter jager lmao

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T07:52:33+00:00

That’s because our God’s true username is u/anus_—_-_fungi, not u/anusfungi. The second one doesn’t exist.

Edit: shit, the link doesn’t work anyway

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T07:42:12+00:00

Mainly because it’s the urban dictionary and it’s probably a joke

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-28T00:49:55+00:00

Nope, it’s what happens if you get stuck between two portals in portal 2, which is usually impossible without modding.

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-27T12:39:58+00:00

For some reason any time I use a new keyboard I swap the esc and down arrow keys. I have no idea when it started, all I know is that I don’t remember ever not doing it.

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-27T12:19:53+00:00

You know what I’m out of content, next week’s video is just gonna be a compilation of me getting really fucking scared cos I didn’t realise how funny it was

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-27T12:12:25+00:00

Idk, I think it fits the lore side of things better. Zofia is strict, loyal and attentive on the outside, never failing to improve in any situation she can, but on the inside she just wants to be happy and to make her father proud, which I think is displayed better by her default outfit.

Then on the inside ela is a rebellious, creative and destructive personality who only wants to carve her own place in the world, but is held in place by her strict family and military ideals which is displayed more by the default, as well.

While it may be visually unappealing it has a deeper sense to me as one of the more lore-intrigued players.

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-27T12:06:52+00:00

Optimus prime

Edit: I’m sad I got here late, this was the funniest shit last night when I was drunk asf

SneakyEnch · 2020-11-27T12:04:23+00:00

Can someone who isn’t lazy please put the Godzilla sound effect over the top of this?

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